So once again my generous offer to cater the Revolution Masquerade was rejected - "It doesn't fit thematically at all" he said. "A slice of pizza is not an appropriate hors d'oeuvre to wander around a ball with," he said. "Your pizza tastes terrible", he said. Well, you know what, eff Calvin, he doesn't deserve to taste my pie* anyway!
Anyway, who wants to help me stick it to the man? If he's not going to let people sample the ‘wood goods, we can at least cache in on some free advertising. Just for all of you unwavering friends and fans, I have created an elegant, tasteful, and most importantly free, ensemble for you to showcase your brand loyalty. Be sure to tell everyone you got your unique look from Elwood's Pizza, fine food establishment, technically intangible but now 75% less haunted.
* That's what she said.
Now there's my beautiful boy. Ah Elwood, people don't understand the diversity of pizza these days, however I think you need to add some pants on that outfit of yours. Maybe then you'll get accepted