Wha' 'ave ye scurvy dogs done? Bringin' th' ship in was as difficult as escapin' th' gibbet. Well, if yer not an ole salt like me, perhaps. Monsters 'n sea beasts everywhere. 'n word be already spreadin' fast, ye’ve gone 'n released th' Sea Witch ‘erself!

Wit' th' world endin' 'n all, I don’t suppose ye’d be needin' all those doubloons linin' yer purses. Come peruse our wears - both ole 'n new - 'n 'ave a bit o’ grog wit' Dirty Matty 'til all this blows o'er. Or 'til 10 days 'ave passed, whichever comes first. We’re not ones t' stay land-locked fer long, no matter how perilous th' open water be.

Speakin' o' land-locked, ye should stay away from that pox-faced swine, Carl. He keeps pilferin' our things 'n givin' them away fer some kind o’ “quest” favor, 'n I doubt he’??ll be stoppin' this year, th' bilge rat. Nobody pilfers from us pirates!



Translation: Oh goodness, I don’t mean to accuse but does anyone know what exactly is going on with the ocean route to the island? Bringing the ship in was rather bothersome, although I was able to handle it! Monsters and sea beasts are no match for my prowess, although I’m a little nervous about this news of the Sea Witch being released…

I’m sure it will be fine! In the meantime, would you like to lighten your load with us - have a look at the wears and trinkets we’ve been collecting, or even pass the time with Dirty Matty? We’ll be for 10 days, hopefully it will have blown over by then! We’re always eager to get back to the ocean that we call our home!

Speaking of places to call home, you should probably stay away from the alleyway where that vagabond Carl lives. He has been caught more than once “borrowing” things from us to give away in his little “quests”, and we have no reason to believe he’ll be stopping this year. We know he can be just as fine a member of society as us, with the right guidance!

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