It's never to early (or late) to <a href=https://subeta.net/explore/fragmentizer.php?act=shop>celebrate mom!
Note: You can now frag items r101 and r150! We've also added a special rarity for currency items so you don't accidentally frag those!
I have the Universal Remote on my wishlist, but I can't remember why I put it there. blah!
Wait, so I can no longer frag tokens? :(
Me the first minute: omg yes finally i can frag that 24k junk item hoard (24k times the same item)
me now after 2 minutes: shit. I tried to take stuff out of my shop but the shop glitched, i refreshed it and it glitched again. And now somehow there are still items being removed from my shop with all shop windows closed because the pile in my inventory gets bigger and bigger. It somehow took 18k items out of my shop while i tried to take 1k out. But now I have no choice but to frag it all because i'm not going to put 18k items back in my shop at 100 each try. But it's too much for the fragmentizer to load so every time i can frag about 1000 it takes ages to load in the next batch. Who thought getting rid of things would be such a pain in the ass.
I hope the remote restocks again because I want to spend those crystals when i'm done with this.
What does the universal remote do?
I wished you'd finally put those really unavailable (do you ever check?) items in there - Referral items, for example (who other than kids would successfully refer? The Neo rush is long over), Event Prizes,...
Baby Banner is marked as Cash Shop rarity when it's a drop prize from a Cash Shop challenger (none of the other drops seem to be set to this rarity) so I think he needs fixing.
Also, can the rarity on the pieces that make up the Frankenpie and Frankencluck get a rarity change as well so they can be fragged?
Buying Universal Remote Cost: 3,000 crystals Bought!
Holy Mother Mary of God. I got 2 when there were only 5 left. Guess them really KEWL AWESOME 502/504 errors helped me on that.
OK Ill be back in 2 weeks time. Maybe then this site will actually work for more than 5 minutes :-/
OI!!!! theres 3 left I DONT want to wait!!! Oh No! Don't try and hog the items! You have 0 Hours, 26 minutes, and 2 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!
Buying Universal Remote Cost: 3,000 crystals Bought!
Well there's a god damn miracle. & even more of a miracle is that Ive been on the site for 5min withOUT any 502 errors. It MUST be Christmas
whenever the remote is put in I'm too late. The last time it was sold after a few minutes. Should be stock more ore... maybe come to the tokenshop one time. -_-
Frag ALL the things!
Sorry to the servers for all those free beers I fragged. I had way to many.
Doods pls leave my currency items alone I liked fragging my leftover trinkets.
Aaaaaaand the remote is already gone. FML.
Shop limits are going to be raised. Yes it will suck while they're low, but it's not like it's going to last forever. The admins are doing the best they can with what they're given, throw them a bone.
grumbles while shoving his whole shop into the fragmentizer
by which I mean, those cheap items are needed for quests, but now nobody is going to have room to put them in their shops.
fine, fine, I'm just going to frag everything in my shop that isn't worth much. obviously that's what I'm going to have to do anyway. good luck for the people buying quest items from my shop.
Yay thanks!
I look forward to the rs - my hands clutching 3k crystals and trembling in anticipation! :P
That owl... I must have it. goes to muck out shop for fraggables
Oh.. I'm an idiot, I didn't realize that. Thanks for letting me know.
r101 is retired stuff
Also will we ever be able to frag Retired items like the old shirts we have dozens of, etc?
Oh man I'm afraid to look at the amount of Crystals for the plushie and feather which I removed from my list how long ago I didn't know it was a Crystal item? I already fragged my entire shop Lol
So upsetting that the rose isn't a wearable, it's so pretty. I still need the book, plushie, and feather though, so I'm a happy camper. :D
never too* early
Anyway, I always completely forget that fragging exists. I might make use of that while the shops are limited. Maybe. I'll have to take a second look at the items I can get from it heh
We do multiple restocks every time the remote is put in.
Here's an idea - a remote restock at a time when the users downunder aren't asleep!

Just came on - no remotes! :(
It's been less than 2 hours and that remote is gone :/ are there buying time limits on the crystal shop like there are on the token shop and Subeautique?
Yeeees. Time to get rid of some clutter! Also, can I just say how glad I am to have a currency rarity? I've been fragging all day, and I forgot to turn in my crystals between one of the batches. Luckily, I caught it before I hit fragmentize, but I thought it was a little silly that we could frag Fragmitizer crystals.
WOOHOO! What are we gonna do with these, put them in our galleries?!? sick
Sorry to bug you, but while somebody has your attention, can I point out another issue? The item "Vintage Camera" is the wrong image size and it's messing up my pet's treasure.
, thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Ok Subeta, I just fragged 3k items, I hope your servers feel a bit better after tonight lol. (I'm assuming all this lag is from people fragging like mad and moving items from their problem shop hoards!)
It's mostly for the achievement you get for using one.
No if you read it, it doesn't boost stats except the normal 1 int. If you use it on your pet, it raises each stat by 1-22 I think?
so like- you read it to your pet and it jacks the stats up a couple levels? Is it really worth the price?
so like- you read it to your pet and it jacks the stats up a couple levels? Is it really worth the price?
Achievement/stat booster/book
What do those Universal Remotes do that everyone is so excited about?
Unhappy to not be able to frag my candy hearts any more. So much for getting rid of some of my hoard.
nah I still have 18k or so left, I got 2k trinkets fragged which ~1k crystals. I still have 4k left though that are suddenly useless.
When you said you fragged 2k in crystals, I thought you wanted another one. But didn't have enough time to get to 3k.
I have a LOT of free beer to frag...
Damnit I wasn't keeping tabs on how many remotes were left while I was fragging. Well I'll have the crystals for it next time~
Nooooo. It restocks when I was offline and gone when i'm on. D: I even had enough crystals this time around.