New Hustler Items

April 28, 2015, 2:05 pm by

If anyone has gotten the minions and is willing to sell them at a discount, I will buy them :3

April 26, 2015, 7:49 pm by

We'll be removing the old stuff soon, don't worry.

AND THE HUSTLER WANTS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOLIDAY TOO.

April 26, 2015, 7:28 pm by

[quote] College students during finals ~[/quotes] ^ Yep, totally me this week! xD Love the Monty Python ref though!

April 26, 2015, 5:42 pm by

I love all the references going on here :) These are awesome.

April 26, 2015, 5:15 pm by

some of these might be the creepy bunny items they were talking about on twitter :O

April 26, 2015, 2:50 pm by

I like the Jason Voorhees one for some godforsaken reason lol. These are all terrifying in the best way. And the smashed eggs! They'd make good TC fodder for a Bunnymund pet I'm considering making. >>

April 26, 2015, 2:44 pm by

Oh, how terrifying :D

April 26, 2015, 2:42 pm by

. . . Why is the old stuff still there? And why so many items for Hustler?

April 26, 2015, 2:31 pm by

fucking Monty Python reference lmao

April 26, 2015, 1:51 pm by

- With all the puns you guys have been pumping out, I really couldn't tell. :P

April 26, 2015, 1:42 pm by

part of me wants to keep it like that because I can't stop laughing

April 26, 2015, 1:31 pm by

I need those minions!

April 26, 2015, 1:30 pm by

HAREHEES. OH MY WORD.

The green/pink egg would have been my favorite. Why call it ugly, meanie pants.

April 26, 2015, 12:51 pm by

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Not sure if intentional misspelling or...

April 26, 2015, 11:55 am by

I want a Fritz ðŸ˜

April 26, 2015, 11:54 am by

I got a Fritz! Overall these are are really cool items

April 26, 2015, 11:43 am by

just got a 8D any interest? lol

April 26, 2015, 11:43 am by

These aren't creepy at all ;u; /flees

April 26, 2015, 11:27 am by

Thank you for your purchase! Fake Apples

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FIX IT FIX IT NOW

April 26, 2015, 11:21 am by

Love the nod to Monty Python's Holy Grail. Between the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog with it's nasty pointy teeth and the the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh, we'll need Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch rather than mere dynamite!

April 26, 2015, 11:12 am by

Woohoo!

Got Spotted Smashed Eggs

April 26, 2015, 11:10 am by

YEA OLD STUFF NEEDS RETIRED I'M SO SICK OF GETTING INFLATED SWORDS AND SPIFES

April 26, 2015, 11:08 am by

This is the sort of stuff I love about Subeta right here ❤

April 26, 2015, 11:05 am by

The bunnies...

April 26, 2015, 11:04 am by

Maybe some of his older items should be retired?

April 26, 2015, 11:02 am by

Those bunnies... Fritz looks like when I'm short of sleep!
I just realised that the Hustler isn't CS only and made my first purchase from him.

April 26, 2015, 11:01 am by

Oh poo! I already went to hustler today. grrr!!

April 26, 2015, 10:46 am by

WHY HUSTLER D8 I haven't got any of the new items from him ;-;

April 26, 2015, 10:45 am by

does the hustler achievement items have the same chance as before or have they been greatly reduced (too many items atm) or have been increased?

April 26, 2015, 10:41 am by

Must have the bunnies. o_o Total Destruction will love them to death.

April 26, 2015, 10:39 am by

cool, I went and actually got something new :) the little beast of Yaahhggg

April 26, 2015, 10:37 am by

...meanwhile a peek behind the scenes of Vesnali

April 26, 2015, 10:36 am by

Not my cup of tea this time :-) yet I support the idea of changes in the Hustler game like retiring old items.

April 26, 2015, 10:31 am by

If there was like a 25-50k option that guaranteed you'd get an item from him, I'd be down for that (ie: the hustler tries to run and you trip him and grab a [item name] off the ground). Even if it wasn't like a new item, i'd definitely pay more to just get something every time.

I would definitely like to see the older stock removed (not even necessarily the cheapest, just the older stuff)... like maybe his supplier was arrested by the SAI so he has to up the cost to make bail? that might be a bit dark nevermind kjdfghdg

April 26, 2015, 10:28 am by

he might ask for more money too HAVEN'T DECIDED YET

April 26, 2015, 10:27 am by

Awesome! Glad to see you were already on top of this haha, because I swear I'm like going daily and when he does give me something and it ends up being a Spife... I really want to stab him with it XD

April 26, 2015, 10:26 am by

I plan on retiring the super old things the next time I add items to him! :D

April 26, 2015, 10:25 am by

-DIES- Hustler, you cray.

On a sidenote-- would it at all be possible to see some of the HUstler's older stock retired? Stuff like (why isn't that in All that Glitters? ? I get that he doesn't make to make new things easy on us, but considering about half the time he just takes my money and runs.. I don't think the retirement of older/rather cheapy items would be in bad taste.

April 26, 2015, 10:24 am by