Half Baked: Cookies and Mousse




Mmm, nothing like the stench of <a href=http://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=46>mousse and cookies in the morning!

March 3, 2015, 5:58 pm by Cerex
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Eh, not a fan of the gross items like this. Ah well.

March 3, 2015, 5:07 pm by Doglet
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I love the butthurt.

March 3, 2015, 4:14 pm by Kaje
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i don't see any insults :) from either side! some people hate fecal items. others don't. i thought i'd chime in since i collect them!

March 2, 2015, 8:06 pm by Viking
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I for sure did not laugh every time I took a shit when I was 6... but maybe that's just me. shrug

March 2, 2015, 7:20 pm by Bailey_435
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'Man I just LOVE constant references to defacation, everyone else is the weirdo.'

March 2, 2015, 7:18 pm by Bailey_435
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I think it's funny that people get really defensive about liking lots of poop jokes. Frankly that's weird as hell, online and off.

March 2, 2015, 7:17 pm by Bailey_435
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Man I'm so over this.

March 2, 2015, 6:31 pm by Erelyna
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I hate when items like these come out. Not just because it's even more items I can't avoid because Pete is in Shinwa's quests(otherwise I'd avoid doing his quests altogether), but because people get way too aggressive about them. You like poop jokes? Fine, but you don't have to insult people who are genuinely grossed out by them or who are just plain tired of them.

March 2, 2015, 6:09 pm by Ariel
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March 2, 2015, 5:54 pm by Doglet
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I'm sorry, but when is shit NOT funny? You people need to calm down and resuscitate your inner 6 year old.

March 2, 2015, 5:30 pm by clatskani
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I love poop.

March 2, 2015, 4:45 pm by Flowey
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i am an avid zombie and i find it offensive that there is more literal shit next to my yummy brain and flesh foods. :(

March 2, 2015, 4:43 pm by ren
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"i don't find 'x' funny. stop doing it"

basically subeta's response (nsfw language)

March 2, 2015, 4:17 pm by Kaje
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Yay, more fecal implications! :D My pet Dung and I are thrilled.

March 2, 2015, 3:54 pm by starlesswinter
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Nice to see the zombie community repurposing the waste-products from the zombification process.
Reuse, bake and recycle! :)

March 2, 2015, 3:53 pm by far
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Gettin' shit for our opinion.

Oops, that pun tho. ;)

March 2, 2015, 3:20 pm by MikiDaCrow
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If you don't like the item, don't collect the item, and let those that find it amusing enjoy themselves. There's sure to be something coming along that you'll like that somebody else won't and you wouldn't appreciate them taking a dump..er...crapping all over...er...shi...disparaging something that brings you amusement.

March 2, 2015, 3:10 pm by Stakely
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its 2015 and most everyone on this site is like 16+ are we seriously still creating cutesy items?

March 2, 2015, 3:06 pm by Sovereign
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its 2015 and most everyone on this site is like 16+ are we seriously still on 3rd grade poop humor?

March 2, 2015, 3:01 pm by Palpatine
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Uh... I think it's ridiculous that fake poop items on a virtual pets website upset everyone this much. Also you're kind of insulting the artists who make these items for you ;) Be nice.

March 2, 2015, 2:59 pm by Kel
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I feel sorry for my pet already x)

March 2, 2015, 2:58 pm by Necropolis
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There's a difference between a color you don't like and things made of shit. The latter is in incredibly poor taste.

The only thing more eyeroll-worthy than the shit items is that people are defending them.

March 2, 2015, 2:50 pm by Muerte
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EHEHEHEHE, dookie.

March 2, 2015, 2:41 pm by Skree
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Haha. Poop. -rolls eyes- Seriously, not impressed. :/ At least its not flooding... but damn. So sick of this trend, and apparently, I'm not alone.

March 2, 2015, 2:36 pm by Stakely
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happens to me when I eat too much cap'n crunch

March 2, 2015, 2:34 pm by Stakely
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why does subeta have pink items? i don't like pink so that means they shouldn't exist

March 2, 2015, 2:28 pm by Klassikal
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Props to the artist on the poop realism. Can't say I understand the appeal, but whatever floats your boat.

I love the cookies.

March 2, 2015, 2:25 pm by SAKE
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So that's where my fecal matter went today.

March 2, 2015, 2:20 pm by atempause
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I'm not sure if this is how mousse works

March 2, 2015, 2:19 pm by chris
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poop-ee platters

March 2, 2015, 2:15 pm by Sopheroo
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The cookies are fine. The mousses are not.

March 2, 2015, 2:13 pm by Graveless
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Seriously, who got it into their head that zombies eat shit? It wasn't funny to begin with, and it's really just getting irksome now.

March 2, 2015, 2:11 pm by Palpatine
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Why are you guys so upset over poop items? ._.

March 2, 2015, 2:08 pm by Frankenstein
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why do we need more shit items, they aren't even funny

March 2, 2015, 2:05 pm by Viking
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Not sure why Subeta is having all these shit Items, to be honest. Personally I'd prefer more human fleash food istead of this... never understood how shit food Items are funny. shrugs

March 2, 2015, 2:02 pm by Pad
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Why does it had to be such an amazing artwork.. the most gross names and desc? XD Just kiddding, we can always hide the item names, right?

March 2, 2015, 1:53 pm by Moran
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Uhm.. Yummy? n_n;;;Need some of the cookies though. :3

March 2, 2015, 1:52 pm by Seoni
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The Cookies look cute though.

March 2, 2015, 1:51 pm by far
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Also, I thought zombies ate flesh, not shit.

March 2, 2015, 1:51 pm by far
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Mousse? You must be confused. In fact, it looks like poop.

March 2, 2015, 1:50 pm by Ritual
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:c

March 2, 2015, 1:49 pm by Lantern
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Yeah I really don't think that's mousse

March 2, 2015, 1:49 pm by Bathory
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that puts a whole new spin on poopoo platter haha

March 2, 2015, 1:49 pm by Megu
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Oh boy, more shit for Pete!

March 2, 2015, 1:44 pm by Rosaalita
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Just vended some cookies mmm

March 2, 2015, 1:44 pm by Zelor
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Yummy!

March 2, 2015, 1:44 pm by Piplup
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Well the cookies are cute if you don't read the names and descriptions hahah

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