So, picture this: I'm adjusting some of the inner mechanics of the zapper, because, hey, continuing to be the one and only Ultimate Pet Zapper takes work. It's your normal science and mechanical stuff, all wrenches and, uh... screwdrivers. That's what they're called, right? After a couple hours of making changes that did not, in any way, involve me losing a bunch of zapper bits and pieces, I've got these things running around.
Honestly, as far as experiments go, these minions are pretty much a failure. They\'re little and don\'t drip enough at all, but I guess some of you may like them. I\'m not just going to hand them out, of course, but if you come by the Ultimate Pet Zapper you may get lucky and have your pet\'s boring old minion turned into one of these brand new not-as-boring ones.

Can someone please explain to me how I can zap my minion...? .___.