That lug Angrybeard thinks he can forget gettin' me a present fer Luminaire? Wha' wit' me cookin' up a huge meal fer th' whole Freyalise crew? He can reckon again! I been an' snuck into thar booty hold 'n grabbed some o' thar loot t' throw out. They 'ave more than they would ever be able t' sell forward, anyway.

Enjoy th' spoils o' th' Freyalise in the Free Shop! Seein' his angry face be more than enough o' a present fer me.

*Translation for non-Pirates: My dearest but slightly dim husband, Angrybeard, forgot to buy me a present for Luminaire! After I cooked a lovely meal for him and his Freyalise comrades. That was rather inconsiderate of him. Rather than be angry at him, I borrowed a few items from the crew's rather large stock, as they have plenty to spare!

I'm going to give it away for free, to you. Just seeing his face when he notices the smiling Subetans walking around with his and his crew's old items. That's more than enough of a Luminaire present for me!