Man, can you believe that it has already been almost 10 years of Elwood? That's right, while my appearance and general demeanor may suggest that I'm an adult, I'm really a prepubescent child! One of the many mysteries of the universe!

And what a rollercoaster those 10 years have been for ol' Elwood! I went from a fledgling villain of dubious intent to a loveable prankster as characterization marched on, switched jobs a few times, and even got my own holiday. I mean, it's only one day a year, but it's still the best day of the year.

And who could forget my first revamp!? I still fondly remember the day that they- Oh wait, what's that? Why, the monkeys behind the styluses never did come for me in all these years, did they? And yet Saggitarius got two revamps, isn't that interesting. I guess money really does talk. At this rate, my job next year might be Equal Rights for All NPCs activist.



ANYWAY, after all of these years that I have been tirelessly slaving away with no revamp in sight, I've managed to amass quite a collection of stuff. So much stuff, in fact, that I can comfortably give some of it away without missing it, so please stop by the free gift center and get yourself some of my miscellany.



I'm sure a lot of you people haven't had a revamp, either, so come drown your sorrows with me at my very exclusive, high end, VIP forum party! Let's celebrate everything, nothing, and everything in between today!