Elwood Day

So, another year come and gone, and your old friend Elwood\'s still not back on the map! As one might imagine, business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location, and so I\'ve been thinking of ways to keep bringing home the bacon. Trust me on this one: the utility companies don\'t count etherealness as a legitimate reason not to pay!

With all that in mind, I am proud to announce Elwood\'s Wood-Fired Pizza Emporium!



For some reason, I have a lot of wood laying around, and when an industrious guy like me gets to thinking, it\'s only a matter of time until I come up with a show stopper like this. Now, granted, I\'m not the best cook in the world, but that\'s sure to improve with time, right? Right? Not to mention, delivery pizza is one of the only businesses in the world where the storefront\'s tenuous grasp on reality isn\'t a major issue.

As part of building good word-of-mouth, it\'s my pleasure to offer you a free sample today. If you happen to want to place an order in the future, remember the number: 555-GOT-WOOD.
April 3, 2014, 12:12 am by Frieda
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Got Wood.....( Meh! Humans!) Thanks Elwood for the great joke and fun gifts. Happy AFD!

April 1, 2014, 7:46 pm by ixtab
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wow i was totally looking all over the map for this new pizza shop you got me subeta lol

April 1, 2014, 7:19 pm by Lantern
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I don't really get the pizza joke, but thanks for the free stuff

April 1, 2014, 6:13 pm by Merlin
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The Supernatural gif completes this perfectly.

April 1, 2014, 5:12 pm by Shadow
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Well see, next year he can offer wings and then the wood and cock jokes can begin. ~Kai

April 1, 2014, 3:17 pm by Life
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If you put that logo on a t-shirt, I bet half the site would buy one XD

This is a GREAT Elwood Day! Haha.

April 1, 2014, 12:57 pm by Lore
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Bahaha, I always love these xD

April 1, 2014, 12:23 pm by PinkiePie
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This is great, Happy April Fools Day Elwood!

April 1, 2014, 11:19 am by Maritime
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"Aw, c'mon, it wouldn't be Elwood day if no one slipped you a little wood"

Omg. Subeta. Plz stop fueling my immature sense of humor. XD

April 1, 2014, 11:08 am by Sabrina_799
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Love Elwood day! Hooray, happy Elwood day!

April 1, 2014, 10:53 am by Tribunal
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WHY give an openable box w/unique look :c So evil, and it happens quite often :p

April 1, 2014, 10:04 am by Cacaro
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Lol! I love Elwood!

April 1, 2014, 9:41 am by Luck
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LOVE IT.

April 1, 2014, 9:31 am by Impure
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in the meantime, the oracle token shop run by the one and only Elwood: http://subeta.net/explore/oshop.php?act=buy

April 1, 2014, 9:28 am by Psychedelia
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Elwood AND one of the best spn gifs ever ? TODAY IS AWESOME.

April 1, 2014, 9:05 am by BlackBobcat
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._. I was excited about having a pizza shop, then I looked at todays date....

April 1, 2014, 9:00 am by Wolfism
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I am about 500% done! XD

April 1, 2014, 8:48 am by Chansey
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Omg, just whahaha XD (I first thought this would be a new pizza shop.)

April 1, 2014, 7:39 am by Blaziken
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OH MY GOD ELWOOD

April 1, 2014, 7:22 am by ZombieMonster
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OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

April 1, 2014, 5:33 am by Julie
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I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Pizza.

April 1, 2014, 5:03 am by Leixan
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oh my god i am dying

April 1, 2014, 5:01 am by Infinipede
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Holy crap

I was partially responsible for this. I feel like a hero.

April 1, 2014, 4:54 am by Muerte
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April 1, 2014, 4:22 am by Vacant
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GOT-WOOD snickers

April 1, 2014, 4:03 am by Aztec
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Aw I was actually hoping for a food shop, like a restaurant similar to the cruise. Oh well.

April 1, 2014, 3:45 am by Ambition
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I don't get the joke.....

April 1, 2014, 3:36 am by SolusAurora
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and suddenly Elwood could become just like Yato in Noragami - I mean come on Delivery God! Good one.

April 1, 2014, 3:30 am by Vespertine
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i'm actually in tears following the sb incident with elwood and pizza and now this

this is the best day of my subeta life

April 1, 2014, 3:09 am by cartel
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"business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location" haha ok whoever wrote this deserves a raise or a cake or at the very least a very hearty backslap.

April 1, 2014, 2:40 am by pax
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OMFG DYING It didn't have the same effect to me as the last three Elwood Days, but still, kudos for this pizza thing

April 1, 2014, 2:38 am by Skolletta
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Dearest Elwood, please let me nom on your delicious pizza! c: If you don't I'll call your number all day and night instead of dancing.

April 1, 2014, 2:32 am by Bathory
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I love you Elwood so glad you listened to my idea! yummeh yummeh pizza.

April 1, 2014, 2:32 am by lovey
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i think has done it again!! there NEEDS to be a pizza place with that number, it would sell millions, no one would forget the number rofl!

April 1, 2014, 2:29 am by Inknote
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I totally forgot we would be seeing Elwood today. What a lovely and hilarious surprise. I love this dude haha

April 1, 2014, 2:28 am by Tracy
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Elwood always delivers a smile to my face, thanks for the extra cheese! 😋

April 1, 2014, 2:28 am by Rocketlauncher
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Finally, a pizza that doesn't taste exactly like cardboard! I'm dialing 555-SHOE, I mean WOOD right now! :D

April 1, 2014, 2:28 am by MoosMutzel
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April, April!?

April 1, 2014, 2:27 am by Xiocite
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Very awesome

April 1, 2014, 2:27 am by Gunnarr
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Wow, thanks Elwood! What a lovely gift! ;)

April 1, 2014, 2:25 am by MoonKnight
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I love you, Elwood.

April 1, 2014, 2:24 am by Speiro
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Inside the box

Food, Clothing, Book, and two useless items

[preview=Wood-Fired Pizza Hat]

April 1, 2014, 2:18 am by Alkuna
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Mmphhht! That phone number... Dammit Elwood, I was drinking! Snorting sodas with my pizza is just painful!

April 1, 2014, 2:16 am by Jazmine
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Elwood you crazy man. No wonder pizza has been the talk of the SB and other areas... You rock!

April 1, 2014, 2:15 am by FCoD
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You guys never fail to make me laugh on this day. :) Thanks.

April 1, 2014, 2:14 am by Terra
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The items are all great! Elwood is so generous. :D

April 1, 2014, 2:14 am by Alison
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I just got done eating pizza. Real pizza. Now I want more pizza.

April 1, 2014, 2:14 am by Speiro
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But do you serve Royal Keith Pizza? 🍕

April 1, 2014, 2:10 am by Skree
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I'm rooting for you, Elwood, buddy!!

April 1, 2014, 2:10 am by SleepyDryad
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LOL that phone number. You guise. <3

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