Token Shop: Turd Ducken!



The Token Shop has supper ready for you. Just like mom used to make!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LunaWolf
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Lol I keep missing the restock on this one

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bcsam
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Missed another restock

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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LOL

I think it's more of a gross out tactic that's gone terribly well XDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by poppet
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If people are calling butthurt, can we also call possible scat fetish then? :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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And the horrible reactions arrreeee hilaaaarioussss.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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For the record, Not finding crap jokes funny doesn't make you butthurt. Your horrible reactions make you butthurt. :|

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glitter
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Well, looks like something my idiot "gourmet" pet would say "Yum! I loved it!" to! She has terrible taste buds. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Peppermint
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Haha, imagine squeezing it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alison
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Ha. Yuck.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Khaiya
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I know it's gross... but it made me laugh anyway.. because it's totally a play on the actual name. Turducken which is a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuff with a game hen. stuffed with a quail.. depending on the recipe....LOL. there's medieval versions that start with a whole oxen. There's also a modern bacon obsessed version called Turbaconducken....which is wrapped in bacon before roasting....>.> yum I have had people who had no idea what Turducken was go ewwwwwww cuz that saw the spelling and were all GROSS!! and that's what made me laugh in spite of itself.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zakery
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I am going to have to drop out of college to be able to ever freaking be on when the token shop restocks..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aztec
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Oh my god how dare people not find shit funny. We must only be butthurt.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moondrops
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It took me a few seconds to get the joke, but then I LOL'd pretty hard. Well, not just at the item, also at the comments posted about it.

Agreeing with Hellhound and maelyd, the reactions were great but people really need to lighten up.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kilala
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Too bad I couldn't have snagged it, I would have shoved it down Blazed's throat XD since he's my gourmand pet and all. Anyway, I don't think its wrong for people to voice their own opinions of the item. Some people find it funny while others don't. Not everyone is going to like the exact same thing, we all have things we like and don't like c:.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadowheart
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dang people need to chill

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thrinoskia
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This was absolutely necessary, if only for the reactions.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crab
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:/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by foxette
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Very ungenerous quantity as usual. What's in it for vegetarians?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nostalgia_507
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Hm, there seems to be a fetish with poop on here...not sure that's a good thing. Where did this obsession come from?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rainey
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Gah!!!!!!!!!!! Everytime i am at work

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Starfleet
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Aww, I missed it! The description is funny. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jasper
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....Why?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Leixan
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bahahaha omg this is so gross

it's hilarious

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sheral
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LOL idk what's better, the item or the lull of butthurt in this post.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by poppet
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Eh, I think I'll pass for 200 tokens.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Medli
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i thought i left this stuff behind at neopets

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Stakely
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They made this just for you :D I missed it though

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Natsume
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whaaaaat...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Inknote
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Gross! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rei_106
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Eeeeeeeeew ew ew ew ew ew D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alaizabel
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finally an item i managed to snag. got me an acm and my pet loved it :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psychedelia
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That is so so gross. I am glad I am token poor. I do not get the reference ... can someone tell me the episode? I am only in season 2.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Patience_363
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I hate it D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Frenchi
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… was this really necessary.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Evanesce
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I love items like this JUST for the reactions. reads thread, giggles and runs away

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ren
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what a time to be alive

happy turdsgiving

that's not gravy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ritual
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I'll have that with a heaping side of Nope and a tall glass of Never.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Speiro
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As if the real thing wasn't gross enough. If I wasn't a vegetarian before, I definitely am now. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ariel
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And for all the whining about the content and price, I've never, ever seen anything sell out faster. I had to check a tab I had open to make sure I restocked 200 and not 20 of them.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by WhiterWinter
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Well, you know they say - that item which seems least collectible IS tomorrow's most collectible.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lin
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....ew.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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AHHH ARIEL LET ME LOVE YOU FOR THAT JOKE!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by stars_water
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That's completely disgusting, but I bought one anyway for achievements' sake. xD -cough- I'll have to apologize to my active pet after he eats this.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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Lololol I don't think it's funny either but it's a freaking pet website and it's a joke item. And the level of hate exploding is ridiculous.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ariel
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I'm a nurse, I was elated when I found this and called dibs on releasing it immediately.

Also, I think the true butthurt one is the poor bird.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bailey_435
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Like I can get over bathroom humor but making it VISUAL and having shit actually pouring from a chicken is just a step too far for me, sorry dudes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bailey_435
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lol saying we're 'butthurt' because we don't find scat super hilarious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CorrieZodori
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opens page

rolls in the butthurt

hahaha

casually leaves page

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GoldfishWishes
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what the heck is the disgusting obsession with poop items on this web site.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by necromancy
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normally i wouldn't find this funny but oh god do i love puns especially when supernatural is involved

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