"What's that? You're angry about failing Item Hunt? Why are you so upset? Aren't you accustomed to failure at this point?

...You want to challenge me to a duel? That's just silly. You'll never win. No, seriously, you'll never win. My good looks and fashionable clothing aren't all I have going for me, you know.

Fine, fine. I'm bored right now, anyway, and I could use a laugh. But it's going to cost you. I don't challenge just any loser, you know. I only challenge losers who have already given me a lot of sP. It's just more entertaining to me to add injury to insult. Literally."