On behalf of the United Zombie Alliance, we are pleased / mildly irritated to welcome / begrudgingly invite all non-infected citizens of Subeta to partake in the festivities being held in the Shadowglen Underground, celebrating the founding of our great city. Local businesses have stocked exciting new merchandise and will be happy to serve non-infected citizens of every type, though this may only appeal to those with a more precocious sense of adventure.

Remember, this is a racially sensitive holiday, and so those that choose to wear masks will not be permitted into the city. This also applies to un-living citizens: Masks of any kind are not to be worn or displayed. We would like to promote tolerance on all fronts.

We hope that you enjoy the activities for this year, and hope that it will set the benchmark for ____many years to come / possible subsequent years, entirely dependent the behavior of those invited____.



Skitters
Chancellor


Ecks
Chancellor