GLACIER XOTL



HEY, PIGS! YOU INSIST ON SENDING TOXIC XOTLS FOR GAG GIFTS. KEEP GETTING "XOT-ROLLED". THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?

WELL, GUESS WHAT? MATLAL FOUND WAY TO MAKE XOTL SLEEPY: PUT THEM ON ICE. FROZE GOURD-JEWELS OFF TO DO IT, BUT DO NOT WORRY. BARON OMAD IS GOOD GARDENER. HE CAN GROW A PAIR--

WHY YOU LAUGHING? STOP THAT. I ALWAYS HAVE BIG PAIR ON MY STAFF.

UGH, YOU ARE LIKE CHILDREN. GO LICK A FROZEN GLACIER XOTL. HOPE YOUR TONGUE GETS STUCK.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NimaAnu
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lol matlal is cute and funny not understanding the lingo

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Flygon
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this was so funny XD it made me rofl and lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by QueenOfImladris
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Clearly this Xotl is doing some kind of epic yoga pose...it's flexibility level is over 9,000! Kinda sucks for Baron that he's got to lug in some more miracle gro to grow more gourds and re-decorate Matlal's staff though.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by viktorius
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How adorable Xotl <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dragula
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matlal you are my hero.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CassieFenix
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Long day at work, and this made me laugh so hard! Thanks!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Flamingo
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Oh god this was hilarious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RedSekhmet
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Matlal is best NPC

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HopefulNebula
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I love this!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ashleigh
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Oh my gosh this post made me crack UP.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TheNarcolepticCatHerder
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^ makes me laugh

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Paddy
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*laughs *I just love Matlal's news posts :D ....I never knew Baron Omad was such a good gardener that he can grow Gourd-Jewels though!

....and that Xotl's pose is just fantastic!! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Silverfish
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I have no clue what the xotl is trying to achieve with this pose... fact is, if I'm ever tempted to make a picasso fanpet I have the color/species now XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chou
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It's so adorable! D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yuzu
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LOL I LOVE YOU MATLAL

This Xotl is great too! Quite possibly my favorite of all the Xotl colors! Great pose and expression! Props to the artist. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pirate
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Now this is what I call a great pose. I like it. :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Taiho
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That Xotl looks like it's plotting something to me, not sure it's as sleepy as Matlal claims.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LilyValentine
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Hilarious! And OMG what a cutie pie pet <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anasazi
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Eclectic pet . MATLAL BE MY VALENTINE ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by licorice
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This made me lol so hard xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Singe
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doesn't understand at all ._.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alcremie
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Actually, I hear frozen Glacier Zotls provide medical attributes...as long as they're frozen.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pluma
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i don't always log in to subeta but when i do, it's to read surprise matlal posts. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Raccoon
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MATLAL PLS DJFLKASDJF A different pose but--I like it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blir
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The pose is odd but I like it the more I look at it. It's almost like he's trying to use his big feet to keep himself warm? And also Matlal posts are THE BEST EVER.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Danudaine
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The pose is a little weird, in my opinion, but the art is great! :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hagi
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Ooooh, cutest hate ever! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fortune
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Loved this xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Joshua
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I always look up to Matlal for the proper way to talk to others. MY HERO!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Audacious
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Best. Post. Ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by what
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Literally one of the most perfect news posts ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by J4Y
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He sure looks poop'd. Love Xotls (Xotli?) in general.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BleedingOrange
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Your pet has changed into a Glacier Xotl!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JelloStar
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Oh gracious. I needed that laugh.

Matlal, please to be doing all the news posts from now on. Thank you much and all the love. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Akele
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Hahaha! I always love Matlal's posts. And that's a gorgeous pet! _ Thanks, artists!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BleedingOrange
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OMG I have been waiting on this since I got my Xotl when they came out.Goes off to change FrozenDwarf

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jolly
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OH WOW NEW WISHLIST PET QvQ ❤️❤️!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Falcon
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I want one!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Straywillow
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Awwww.. adorable!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Patience_363
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Gorgeous art.

Also

Matlal <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CelticRaiN
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This somewhat confused me... although it was clever and funny. :P But, I am guessing that is the new Glacier Xotl, right? ...otay. ^_^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by azazel
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The pet is awesome.

Matlal on the other hand... >.> Sometimes I think I'm the only one who doesn't like him. Hah.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Daighnaulte
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Love it <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sylvvia
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The pet is just bizarre, don&;t like the position at all, but good shading etc etc and</p>
<p>MATLAL LET ME MARRY YOU

POISON, you crack me up hon! <3 I would definitely come to that wedding.

As for the Xotl, I think he's absolutely adorable. He looks sort of bashful and flirty all at once.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by twocents
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LOVE.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by oki
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;w; !!!!!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cacaro
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Adorable!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Loki_826
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"Gourd-jewels"...LMFAO.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mad
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AWW, so cute! o u o ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Taters
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I love this position. So cute! Perfect for a few pet ideas I have.

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