The REAL Cydewinder speaketh:

The following was posted by none other than the deceitful and tricky Falc, a minion of the evil overlord Keith. It seems he has learnt to impersonate your most trusted hero, myself. Trust nothing that comes out of either of their mouths, they are spinning a web of lies before you all. REBEL, AND FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, JOIN WITH THE POSSE, AND NEVER GIVE UP!


(In the following replace any reference to Cyde, with a reference to Keith, and stab Falc when you see him) ^_^

Dear everyone. I am sorry for messing with Keith and the Blackmoon Legion. Keith is WAY greater and like 100 times more powerful than me. I never should have even thought of testing his might. On both mine, and Quetzal's behalf, I would like to apologize. Please refer to me as Colonel Loser from now on. Also, Falc is greater than me. Sorry for before Falc. :|