
Hello, passengers. This is Captain Dinghy speaking to you from the bridge. We are expecting some inclement weather as we pass by the Omen Islands, so we ask that all passengers please remain inside. The outer decks will be closed until further notice. In lieu of outdoor activities, please allow our stewards to direct you to our indoor entertainment.
What is that whale thing? I don't suppose we can fish it out? We should have a mass fishing expedition.