A Subeta Haiku


"Killing time online
I check the new releases.
NO! Not sour grapes!"

(Get your free gift here!)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kendris
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Ok, we deserved that. We have been a bit whiny.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amon
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Haha, are those our complaining punishment? XD I believe the first time they've been made a free gift was also because of people complaining (just can't remember about what anymore).

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Salacassera
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I should eat more fruit But then the grapes scowl at me :( Time for some chocolate!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dreamsky
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Still remember when these were free gift first time around. Still cute. :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AlanaBanana
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Though nobody died, a free gift has been released. Insanity, !

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confection
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I totally want to clarify if anyone reads my comment that KuroKai's haiku was completely accurate; I shouldn't be trying to make syllables after a two hour exam x_x; And I only wanted to fix it because it rocked so much. 'Course I made it worse. xD /fail

And thus, my apology/parting haiku:

Counting syllables Should not be done after tests Or you might mess up

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glitter
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Haha! Weren't these mean little guys around in '09 too? xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiraikage
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i liked the haiku i'm writing a haiku too sweet grapes are better

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blastoise
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?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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snort-laughed oh god :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Maple
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I was confused for a sec, but immediately love it. :) Thank you!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psychedelia
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Well now if celebs would stop dying you wouldn't have that problem....

Yay wine grapes. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cocoa_157
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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense As with this free gift

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lena
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These are old ... I still have 55 left over from last time ... but thanks for giving us an excuse to say Sour Grapes!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PunkyNinja
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Aww, cute! :DDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cocoa_157
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This is just random, right? I'm not missing something? :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by EndoKazuki
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i love this one..thanks :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LithiumJay
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I lul'd. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confection
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Oh yeah. Forgot to add my actual comment that the grapes are adorable; and since I never got them as an original free gift I'm excited <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confection
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Oh yeah. Forgot to add my actual comment that the grapes are adorable; and since I never got them as an original free gift I'm excited <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confection
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minorly edits 's haiku for 5-7-5 "Oh God why the plot delay?" :P

AND NOW I WANT TO SHARE THIS DERPY HAIKU I JUST WROTE ABOUT THE COMMENTS.

Lions in comments Roar "Remember who you are" Mufasa lives on

:3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Paws
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I just wanna say, I don't understand the Mufasa/Scar picture, but I found it more exciting than the gift. I <3 Scar.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadow
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Users lose patience "Oh God Why is plot delayed?" Make wine from free grapes.

I love it. Cute and subtle like a brick. :D ~Kai

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fallenemiko
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pfft, first thought; GRAPES OF WRATH

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by pax
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Why do I find this so cute?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sylverwyng
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Yay for Haiku.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Extract
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cute :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Willow
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I love it!! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Butterfree
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lmao @ ariel

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thanatoast
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Ahahah. OH U~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CastlesInTheSky
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thanks for the 100 sP =)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nietzsche
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I see what you did there.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Potter
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yay a free gift that is not a tribute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by selcouthMelody
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This is a beautiful haiku.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VonGrimm
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The sour grapes are part of the conspiracy. Dun dun duuunnnn.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JelloStar
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chuckles Thank you. ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InSaNe
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I would wrestle sour grapes right now

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kit_797
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Is it haiku time? Although they seem quite pointless, Thanks for the free grapes!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ariel
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crow
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They're pretty cute for such sour little guys :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RedSekhmet
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Oh, no! Not at all! I just really wanted to clear out the Free Gift trend of celeb tributes, and I didn&;t have an item to release that people would immediately tie to the plot. And I knew I&;d get sour grapes if I released an old item-- and it just clicked.

Oh that makes so much sense now. XD Hooray for any and all Free Gifts, old or new!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LizBlackDog
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LOL the first thing I did was go check the glacier fester comments to see if anyone there was being more than usually assholish.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Luxe
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Speiro, that parenthesis is driving me crazy, but it's actually there on the main news.php page. I'm not sure what's going on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by cosmos
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hahahaha!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Petcollector
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Oh! Very funny Luxe! I love it!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Immortelle
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o___O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Luxe
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Is this about the people complaining the plot is slow or short?
Oh, no! Not at all! I just really wanted to clear out the Free Gift trend of celeb tributes, and I didn't have an item to release that people would immediately tie to the plot. And I knew I'd get sour grapes if I released an old item-- and it just clicked. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Immortelle
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o___O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Silverfish
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Haha, awesome poetry. And nobody had to die this time xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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ROFL

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