
Keel Hauliday! Myself an\' th\' crew o\' th\' Freyalise been plunderin\', lootin\', drinkin\' an\' piratin\' all o\'er th\' Subetan seas this last year, an\' we come bringin\' ye great bountiful booty. (Or be that "bootiful bounty?" *hic!*) Come visit our seasonal storefront, Th\' Freyalise Tradin\' Company, t\' browse our goods that be sure t\' help ye celebrate this fine occasion like a true seafarin\' buccaneer! We\'ve also managed t\' bring in some items from previous voyages, jus\' in case ye\'re new around these parts. But be quick about it! We only be havin\' a few days o\' shore leave before we\'re havin\' t\' get back t\' th\' ship an\' sail around fer next voyage\'s plunder!
My mom's laughing at my sister and me. We're sitting here yelling across the house at each other when the shop restocks.