Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, don’t be shy! We have something here, something reaaaaal special. Something amazing. Irreplacable! In-de-spensible! You\'ll never know how you got along without it!

What we have here, my friends, is rope. That\'s right, rope. (Pause for oohs, and aahs.)

You can twist it, you can loop it, you can tie it in a knot! You can shimmy down dark and dangerous holes! You can string it between two trees and let your clothes air out to dry. Amaze your friends, amaze your family! (Amaze the mummies we all know are lurking around the next corner!)

Hurry, hurry to the Token Shop. With a product this good, supplies will not last forever!