Wow, what a let down! I was so sure-- actually, isn't eight considered to be the lucky number in some cultures? So that would make today the new most ironic day for something to go wrong! I am really committed to this idea of something going wrong, guys.

Ugh, but I honestly really thought it was going to be seven. I had a whole inspirational speech prepared. Well, I guess I can still use it when Door 8 turns bad. Let's see, how else can we prepare ourselves for the mummy apocalypse?

3) You know how in cartoons, the bandages come off like toilet paper coming off the roll, and the mummy spins away? THAT REALLY WORKS! No, I'm kidding, they're pretty well stuck on after centuries of decay. Just think about it. No touchie!
4) Mummies may be part of a multi-part curse! Expect them to summon evil sand golems and swarms of flesh-eating bugs.

So, that's that, I guess. Go ahead and <a href=/explore/steele/room.php?room=8>move on to Room 8. I'll keep working on my speech; I'm sure the survivors are really going to love it! Good luck!