Steele Excavations: Help Wanted

No doubt some of you have noticed that the crypts are unavailable due to a, er, "explosives related mishap", and are really missing your daily dose of adventure. Why, what's that I hear? Oh, it's me, inviting you to an even more awesome adventure in the distant and exotic Sacred Lands!



Imagine there was a dramatic flourish of music there, please. I should have set something up with a tape recorder of some kind, something with some guitar-- Actually, do they make tape recorders anymore? Or tapes, for that matter? I imagine they make digital recorders, but is it a tape recorder if there is no tape? Food for thought.

Where was I? Oh, adventure! Right! We're accepting all levels of skill for this expedition, so if you are sick of being an ineffectual desk-jockey, come on down to <a href=/explore/steele/excavation.php?act=Blake>my digsite and I'll give you a rundown of what we're up to.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lyriel
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hot archaeology babes and beefcake?

as an FEMALE archaeologist - this is kinda funny xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kousuke
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OMG Yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DIESELPUNK
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Mmmmm.... Blake Steele * U* ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by moonflower_goddess
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Loving the new event keep them coming :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anasazi
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yay new event !

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CATNIP
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Whoa, Blake sure changed a LOT. But definitely not complaining!
LOL star. that's funny.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Reynbowz
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I'm going to take a leaf from historic gold rush economics and resign from digging to sell hot cakes and shovels. Social studies taught me well. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Romantic
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I &; the new look! fans self I love you Subeta staff and Artists and programmers!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Magan
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yay! something easy for me to do since i don't have time to be immersed in plots anymore. haha...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by StarShadow
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Whoa, Blake sure changed a LOT. But definitely not complaining!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tali
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The Excavation site page basically just made my day. So much of it made me laugh. I loooove it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mabon
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Oh Blake, is that really you? Extreme makeover...

Though thanks for giving me something to do to take my mind off of work. :D Waitressing is a chore, excavating and punching mummies is fun!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mama_Diana
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ditto what said

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Life
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I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

But I just have to say LOL @ mummy punching.

Now to figure this out. I'M SO HAPPY Y'ALL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tribunal
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Except oh no it's killing my site for some reason :c

Just the excavation pages

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tribunal
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Excitingggggg! P.S. <3 Lava he looks awesome.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gloomy
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I have to say the fresh prince of bel air parody in his intro seriously made my day. Thanks guys! XD goes to watch Fresh prince of Bel Air re-runs :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DeathsPoison
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I must admit - I may have squealed a little when I saw this. Can't wait to see how this progresses - great idea!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Country
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Mmmm Mr. Steele you has a dang good looking avatar lol.

OH and this >>>"In west Shadowglen born and raised, in the crypts is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin' relaxing all cool, digging some tunnels outside of the- " totally got the Fresh Prince theme STUCK in my head, thanks so very much.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Butterflies
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Awesome, was hoping for a site event :d

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by xoNinjaCow
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@ Ebara: you can dig every 5 mins. to make it easier after you've dug click "set an dig alert" or whatever it says. hope this helps! (:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by revolver
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Why does this automatically remind me of Team Fortress 2?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Faun_171
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OMG HELL YES.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lea
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OH GOD I JUST READ THE EXCAVATION SITE PAGE

DYING

Subeta, I love you so much. ;_; Never change.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shuvva
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Thanks to that green ring, I'm now imagining this whole post being read in the voice of Rick the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lea
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Love the poster and... well, everything about this! Blake's HA is awesome.

also why is his official art so hot seriously, why is he sexy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jazzyn2net
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Gotta go check it out

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CakeMoose
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Wow, Blake looks quite a bit more.. uuh.. manly o-o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sumi-zome
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This looks pretty interesting!! o3o Can't wait to see what people find!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by anthony57
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alright bring it on

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Soph
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wheee something happening. yay.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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I want to punch all of the mummies I can.

Also I am hella excited about this ahhhhhh I don't even know what's going on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moonbeam
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Yay event! Yay alerts! YAY NEW ITEMS!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Looshkin
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I like Blake's avatar. Is that a five-o-clock shadow, and can I has it? Hot archeology babes for the win.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Epiphany_263
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Let me try that again.

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Whoa, since when did Blake Steele turn into Billy Ray Cyrus?
I was thinking George Michael. But then again, I grew up on 80's music. old

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Epiphany_263
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I was thinking George Michael. But then again, I grew up on 80&;s music. <em>old</em>

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ghost_935
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BEEFCAKE YAY

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Carpathia
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Oh Blake, you got less attractive to me. Sigh. :( But the idea of mummy punching sounds... reads disclaimer NOOOO!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Quidam
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I've found something shiny, but I'd still prefer to punch a mummy. Like Lara Croft. Or somebody else.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lindsie
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What the hell year is this Blake guy from, anyway?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by silverlunarfox
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I got two shovels too, not sure what to do about it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HISTORY_377
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LOLOLOLOLOL. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air FTW.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alaska
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Is there any chance we'll be able to set alerts for when we can dig? After a while it's probably going to slip my mind. ; n;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fray
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In west Shadowglen born and raised, in the crypts is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin&; relaxing all cool, digging some tunnels outside of the-
OMG LOL. LOL. LOL. Brb dying! xDDDD

Anyway, this looks pretty awesome! O___O;;;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sprinter137
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The new Blake Steele is hot :o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jabberwock
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I was just about to make a comment about that. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ahnaliese
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Excited... EXCITED! :D But damn my dial-up... High-speed, wherefore art thou? Just because we're a bunch of country bumpkins doesn't mean we don't like some good, fast Internet browsin'! gets shovel and walks off ranting

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kathryn_861
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Sweet! Very excited about this! Rofl @ "All the mummies you can punch!"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Woodland
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I don't know what is going on, but I am excited. :D

I hope we get to fight some mummies....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nietzsche
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I don't know why, but this poster has a vaguely Aperture Science-esque air to it...

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