DUDE I had to win the slots too! It took me 20 minutes but I did!
I see a couple people have already asked but I don't see an answer, where can I find this guy?
Maggot? Oh, thats so low. x3
Have you refreshed the quest page?
I think that doing these quests, just makes me poorer...
He tells me to vend 37 times. I did and nothing...any suggestions?
Play Slots until you win the jackpot (0/1) This quest ends in 60 minutes Buncha crap.. I have been playing slots for hours during the Vesnali event and haven't one won a jackpot, not even a teeny one!
Where are his quests XD?
He reminds me of the Sgt guy in the graveyard in the movie The Frighteners o_o;
Hm...I finished his quest, turned it in, but it didn't count....
I had the same issue as snookie last night, they worked fine for a while and then it wouldn't register anything I was doing as having been done.
Turn in an item the Item Drive (0/1) THEN Bid on an auction (0/1) AND Get a score of 668 in Spectrail (0/668)
OR
Turn something in to the Recycle Beast (0/1) AND Scratch a Scratchcard (0/1)
DId it all twice, and still nothing.
Did someone say my name? 8D
do not have the time to do this for ear plugs. pahahaha.
I do like doing his quests :) I keep thinking though, maybe the frequency of the earplugs as rewards should be toned down a bit? They'll soon be as abundant as computer cases... and those at least come with a sP reward ;) Some of the Major's quests are a bit hard to do after all.
his quests are surprisingly addicting (:
He gives out other things, it's just rare. Occasionally old zombie den items, I've gotten a piece of retired sbq and an item from the masquerade menagerie.
only getting plugs too.... wtf?
wait does he give out anything BESIDES plugs?
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! >D RAAAAAAAARGH! @--(--
Hey, so like, he's talking to me like he might change his mind about me being a maggot. Does that mean you can earn status with this guy? Because, like.. that would be cool. Interactive relationships with site characters would be awesome.
woah, I got a costume trunk wig. Also, this new type of quest is pretty fun.
LOL I love this guy!!!! I Love reading everything he says and accidentally misreading some words the first time hahahaha this just made my day!
oh boy solly's back
did one of the quests wow, i feel productive :D
Just like when I played during testing, he's only giving out ear plugs to me. :(
edit// Nevermind. Got it. :D
"Play Slots until you win The Slots"..I've won prizes on the slot machine twice, now, and it still claims to be incomplete. Is it necessary that I get a certain prize, or what? D:
He keeps giving me plugs. o-o lol
oh god, misread "maggot" the first time
You managed to get your assignment done? Kid, I am absolutely stunned that you didn't hurt yourself. There might be hope for your wimpy butt yet!
Since we don't put funds into pansy things like prizes, we have this stockpile over in the corner of donated prizes. You can have this one - I guess you've earned it.
Peridot All-Natural Plugs (Medium)
wow......................................
He needs some 'chevements c:
He reminds me of Lee Ermey
Lol this guy is hilarious
Sexy Major strrrrikes again! ❤
...Maggot.
So when will the Major be added as a quest achievement?
Yeah, I have to agree with the fact that I can't find him anywhere. If he doesn't exist on the map, I hope he finds a home soon. He seems so contradictory to be calling me a maggot, but he's the one that is homeless. haha.
Wow i love his attitude ❤️
He's cool. Does anybody know where on Subeta he is situated?
LOL. I love when I click on the news and see him.
But the quests are quite entertaining. The artwork too. <3
He is one of my favorite NPCs. I love the way he was drawn.
Geez, the lag is unbearable. :C
lol, I got a GA just to try out his quests, and literally the next day he becomes available to the public. xD
Aaand hello lag
wut? when did we get R. Lee Ermey on Subeta?
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!
...Unless it's a farm!
I am a maggot =D