The Token Shop has a new item, the Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos... I've heard wearing it makes you more likely to get hexed!
And the Cash Shop has patented a formula of Minion Nip specifically to bring those pesky minions in the pumpkin patch to you! Or make it more likely, at least...
Apearantly my Zero chances of finding a minion have been multiplied by the Catnip. Which unfortunatly still leaves just that ; ) but thanks for the idea. : )