You rip open the giftbox to find ... I must moustache you a question.

Fake Curly Mustache from Anonymous!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... But I think I'll shave it for later.

Yay for horrible jokes! Happy holidays!

Olde Tyme Barbers Mahogany Razor from Anonymous!

I love this so much! Horrible puns are the best jokes.