Today I spaced out on one of Quentin's quests and he hit me with I thought we were friends. Ouch! I did not think Quentin would be so PERSONAL about someone being late!

What have you seen the NPCs do today? Did you meet the Lagmonster (and was it in an awful mood again)? Was a shopkeeper particularly generous? Did someone ask for weird items? I swear Maleria sometimes asks me for cute things pretending that they're weapons. Sure she could probably hurt someone with a bikini and a beanbag, but as weapons of choice, these are strange!

This is all for fun, and you can take your inspiration from anywhere. Have some wild theories about NPCs messing up? Are Saggi and Rumi just mean? This thread is here for that! Tell us what's happening with the NPCs just for a little chuckle :D

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Hah! Quentin can really pull off a guilt trip, can't he?

Today, the wizard asked for underwear. Then Quentin gave them back to me. NO THANK YOU! Seriously.

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I dunno, the thought of Malaria in a bikini could give someone a fatal nosebleed...

that's a good point! is a weapon of mass seduction in Maleria's hands :D

Currently the meanest NPC in quest giving is Alexander in my eyes. He is hoarding too many candles, lamps and bookmarks. Does this ontra never have enough of all of these things? Maybe it's time for an intervention. Major Drills could get on that, yell for a good cause for once!

Not quite an NPC, but gotta love it when you're feeding your pet and you give them an expensive dessert and they tell you that they'd rather bite your hand off.

Okay then. Starve next time? Idk.

The rather rude pet:

Also:

" I am Saggitarius, and I am in need of a few... high-expense items."

*asks for oat groats. *

Maybe those are worth more on subeta than in other places, but that made me laugh.