these are my rankings personally, obvs not including every npc because i'd be here all day LMAO
would trust: sarah - probably cooks rly good homely meals maybel - same jade - idk she just gives me good cook vibes clementine - would feed me and my 29 pets
would maybe trust: wizard - i imagine his cooking looks like that scene in sleeping beauty where the fairies make a birthday cake, mostly edible but not good mauve - probably just orders takeaway and tries to pass it off as his own cooking
would NOT trust: pete - asks me for too much weird shit during quests carl - likely to pass out at the stove and set the house on fire blake - i don't think he knows how to cook tbh cinthia - she is a child.
what are you guys' opinions i'm curious :3c
I'd love to see what Ujin / Aspen / Laure / Sephora would come up with
Dinner at Saggi's house is probably super baller and fun too :3
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I agree that dinner at Saggitarius's place would probably pop off. Even if he can't cook, I bet he'd hire someone good at it.
Euclid my beloved... I think he'd actually cook a delicious meal. BUT. It would look disgusting, it would be made of questionable ingredients, and every pot, pan, and dish would already be dirty considering that he looks like he never does laundry and possibly doesn't even bathe regularly. So nah, I wouldn't eat it.
(Seriously he's my favorite NPC and super cute but dude, take a shower and get a fresh lab coat. Please.)