Is this normal? I must collect every blob. They're calling to me. Their gooey little eyes peer out from the darkness and stare into my soul.

I wonder what they taste like. I bet it's like biting into a Fruit Gusher.

Also, hello.

Warning; Blobs are not for consumption. They are extremely poisonous. Resist as best you can. (and welcome to our mad, mad world)!

Thank you, I look forward to tossing many innocent creatures into the Rift and rejecting them when they don't wind up as hideous monstrosities. If I already licked a Blob, do I need to call poison control?

Hmm, from the looks of you, I would say it is already too late. You have sprouted the horns and myriad legs that signal possession of the Great Blob God. As an antidote, try collecting something adorably cute, such as the Kora or a graveyard Warador.

Instructions unclear, I have acquired another Blob. I have also invested all my money in Blobcoin and put my house up as collateral. Something is telling me this is a bad financial decision... but I'm sure another prayer to the Great Blob God will get rid of that. All hail!

Blobs are both beautiful AND delicious looking. I understand your struggle.

Hello you've joined Sublobeta, welcome. Don't listen to them, Blob is all-knowing and is everything here. They just don't want you to obtain all that power so early.

I also love blob, you are not alone

Become one with the blob. Also hi. Welcome.

welcome! i, too, was drawn in by the power of blob.

I never expected to love the blobs so much lol. Any blob I see I buy.

Blobs are life, started with the sun one that looks like an egg, named him Sunny XD, now I must collect more. Welcome :)

blobs are such cute lil guys. maybe i should get a few for myself...

Oh! But don't forget about ahahaha

I'm thinking more like jello...

I think I've come to the conclusion that they taste like lychee gummies. It only took 1,472 Edible Blobs to figure it out!

This post made me chuckle. This may be a while after you first posted, but I hope you are enjoying Subeta! :)