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You rip open the giftbox to find ... Antique Dark Fainting Couch Happy January 14th!

Roses are red, please don't faint, here's an antique that looks kinda quaint.

Bob, Santa's Still Vacationing But Hard Working Elf #-3.098254 + the weight of 152 of these couches.

Antique Dark Fainting Couch from Anonymous!

You rip open the giftbox to find ... Happy January 15th!

Roses are red, this gift is pink, looks pretty tasty, don't you think?

Bob, Santa's Still Vacationing But Hard Working Elf .905274 X the number of sugar crystals on this star.

Sugar Coated Berry Star from Anonymous!