hello, hello and welcome to my writing shop, where i will be writing anything and everything for you! i don't have any college degrees, but what i lack for that i make up for in experience and... skill? i think? i may or may not have skill, that is subjective. probably. ANYWAY, i want to be paid, and you need writing for... whatever! so this is where we make magic happen.

so before we get down to business, you'll want to know what my style is like, right? right. here's your examples;

as for how my pricing will work: poetry, blurbs, forum posts are usd only. i charge 1¢ per word. made payable via my ko-fi (i'll also accept tips!) pet stories and fan/fiction requests are csc, sP, or usd. if a poem is requested to be in the pet story or fiction piece, then it will be included in the csc, sP, or usd price of this category.

for sake of brevity, i will be putting prices down as sP-only. short stories in the range of 100 - 1k: 7m medium stories in the range of 1 - 3k: 14m long stories in the range of 3k - 6k: 21m

anything longer than that will require a USD bribe.

some notes to take: i will not write something for your subeta pet that breaks the rules. i will not write for a profile off-site. (like a dating profile, twitter, facebook, etc.) only one story per. once i've finished yours, you can reslot! fan/fiction requests will be discussed off-site via discord. just dm me and i will send you my username & user id. and anything graphic will be discussed off-site via discord.

i am estimating a turn around time of three days. you will be informed if this takes longer!