The first thread was closed because post limit so I made a new one. Duh

Also, I was the last one to post sooo...

gets a slapped face for the unwelcome advances.

receives an awkward thumbs up

, I'd ask you to kindly exhale completely before trying to kiss me.

I'd feel honored c:

I would also feel very honored. Love your avatar!

We have identical lips, so it would be like kissing myself. It would be very strange.

smile and rapidly steal your neckerchief!

probably would start some kind of pagan religious war, we look like we're from opposing factions forbidden love trope n all that

Well, who wouldn't kiss me? :v /kisses back/

would kiss back for sure ! c;

I would be stunned, but you get a little smooch in return

I would know it's just because of my juicy deliciousness, so I would bear 's kiss in good grace.

would pop out of nowhere and make fun of me

Meeeee make fun of you? Nahhhh.... shifty eyes

But then I'd be so bewildered by your kiss that you'd probably be able to take me out and I wouldn't have a chance to defend myself. I see your plan. I'm watching you, hitman.

Um, well. It wouldn't surprise me one bit. You'd probably smirk afterwards as well wouldn't you?

Slap and a stern talking to about consent!

, if you suddenly kissed me, I'd happily kiss ya back. cute avatar!

You're so beautiful, I'd probably faint.

I'd be scared ...why are you holding a knife and smiling like that!?