We have been hard at work distributing materials for the upcoming conjuration ritual, many Luminaire trees have been gifted with the blessed items. The reception of our presences and initiative has far surpassed original expectations- many of you seek faith. This makes us very happy, as we are absolutely ecstatic to provide said faith. The influx of intrigue and interest has bolstered the morale of all the cultists toiling away at dismantling the barriers keeping our realities afloat from reaching salvation! A completely unrelated influx of souls has also contributed to our prosperity in these dark days! Praise be!

What does all of this mean? Why that's right! You guessed it, we're nearly ready to bring forth a Saint of the Deep! We are missing just one thing: a suitable Host. I am here today to seek out this vessel-shell so that we might offer this blessing to the universe. There are one of two conditions a pet must meet in order to be a suitable host, it's legacy name is in R'Lyehian, or the pet must have endured the transformation into Experiment 1107.

If you have a pet with a R'Lyehian legacy name (any translatable word will do), species and gender does not matter. If you have an Experiment 1107, we are most interested in adopting it immediately.

Thank you for your time.

Greetings, great and powerful Cult. We humbly offer up to you

We would of course be honored to provide you with this service.

Oh! He is a truly beautiful specimen, a superb offering. Yes, we would be honored to elevate Flabbergast to sainthood!

He has been blessed once with the transformation away from the scrying eyes of the Cult, twice by our meeting here, and soon thrice by the veneration of the Deep.

All of this, and in such a timely manner- this resounding success has left me totally flabbergasted.