What voodoo do I have to do in order to get this thing to work? I have a (small) inventory but when I attempt to put in the prices it still says that my items are for "display purposes only". What am I doing wrong? Do I need to pet a cat in reverse to get it to lay golden eggs for me?!

Did you press the "Update Items" button in the bottom of the page?

Welcome to Subeta by the way :)

Oh! I see, do that without selecting them (and having them sent to your inventory instead). Thank you! By the way, are you the ghost of Rick May? Can you teach me how to rocket jump without blowing my legs off? XD

I'm still trying to figure things out... Like how to tell if you've been mentioned... ^_^; Gaia does the courtesy of "yelling at you". Thanks for the welcome and sorry about your pupper...

At the top of dashboard (the left side of your screen should be two tabs. One says "dashboard" the other "events #."

If you click on the "events #" tab, you will see a list of stuff "yelling" for attention.

you can also set your sidebar to "smart mode" in sidebar options which automatically changes it to events view when you have events/notifications, and dashboard view when you don't.