i just noticed the item description for the bloodred donadak beanbag today...

"In the English language, there are many words that can be used as adjectives, to describe nouns. With this language, there is only one word that can describe this beanbag: ew."

i m laughing,

what other items have you guys found that have funny/weird/unexpected/etc descriptions?

some of my other favorites:

There's a surprise in the center. You'll like it. Maybe.

What a hideous color! :D

Eat, don't eat. Eat, don't eat. Eat...

Everyone will envy you when you carry this rare green towel with you.

(why is a green towel rare??)

I have no idea what's happening any more

Don't let this mouse mouse fool you, it's not a mouse, it's a mouse. Looks like a mouse, but really it's a mouse. Mouse mouse

i LOVE that one

It's a scratch-and-sniff sticker, try it! Just kidding, hope you had fun scratching and sniffing like an idiot. Subeta item descriptions are always so fun to read..