Happy Holidays!!!

I have entered many contests and giveaways during my time on Subeta, and I thought now would be the perfect time to finally host one myself. The rules are easy peasy.

Here's what to do: 1. Post the funniest, strangest, and/or silliest item you can find on Subeta.

Use the https://subeta.net/forums/include/codes.php/">item hover format so it looks like this: It can be any item but only 1 and no CWs. Please don't post an item that has already been posted!

If you'd like to, mention what you think is funny about it. That's it! You're encouraged to ping a friend, but it's not required. There will be a 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place winner for funniest item. Everyone that enters will get some sort of prize when the winners are announced. The contest will end Dec. 20th at midnight Subeta time.

Prizes:

1st place: + + + Wishlist item of ~1mil 2nd place: + + Wishlist item of ~1mil 3rd place: + + Wishlist item of ~1mil

(~1mil means aproximately 1mil. If the winner has no wishlist item of that value I will give a random item.)

this has become one of my favorite items haha

This item has always been funny/weird to me because all the other items on the site are drawn but then there's just this one thing that a photo of Nicole Richie lol

the Tiny Mari Lwyd is like everyone's favorite xDD

when subeta think baby breath are presh

This one is reminiscent of the Luminaire season. He looks suspiciously like he's caught trying to hide something. ;)

I will forever think this is hilarious. [Item=petrified turd]

I love the description especially: "This book won't teach you very much about whales, but it may help you catch krill."

"SOCK COMPANIONS?! ... Just in case your little feet get lonely."

I question why anyone would want poo as a companion or on your feet!?!

this is just hilarious lol

This one came to my mind right away, so that's what i'm gonna go with. :D

this is pretty good lol

I think is funny because "Don't question how they printed stuff on bacon. Trust in the bacon."

Thanks for the ping, .

and > You guys got a funniest, strangest, and/or silliest item you can find on Subeta?

This is more strange and disturbing than it is funny, and I hate this item 😂

I'm sure many people think this is gross, , but the pun and then description just does it for me "I think they misunderstood.." cracks me up!!

Bahaha so wrong indeed ;P

It's guaranteed fresh!

comes to mind, lol

Immediately thought of !

I've always liked the Raspberry Lolly Impersonating a Peppermint

will always be mine