Jersey Whore 4.0: A Hockey Shoppe
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THIS THREAD ISN'T GOING TO BE AS PRETTY AS IT NORMALLY IS BECAUSE I'M JUST TRYING TO RELEASE SHIT AND GO. THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU ALL.
_/● don't be rude. i am totally willing to call people out for shitty behaviour.
_/● ping for a slot. pinging anyone else will get you a raised eyebrow of shame.
_/● only my friend group has guaranteed preslot/autoslots, so don't bother asking about them.
_/● one slot per person per release unless otherwise stated (unlimited releases are exempt from this rule, as well as paying for another person's slot in addition to yours).
_/● my items have a no trade policy in order to ensure every one is able to get them for a reasonable price. If you do not wish to keep your item(s), please sell it for slot price.
_/● join jersey whore for first dibs on items; will be pinged usually 12-24 hours before any other groups (bar my private one).
_/● please pay within 24 hours of payment ping for first batch, 48 hours for any subsequent batches. i will move you to another batch and/or drop you if you don't contact me first.
_/● after the first batch, all batches are submitted at the same time, unless one has to be sent to shop.
_/● do not drop your slot after i have already sent payment pings. if you do, you may be barred from slotting on any future releases of mine.
_/● i reserve the right to deny slots to anyone i wish, including frequent traders/resellers over slot price. 
Blond/Black Roots Deer Hurr, 700csc, 15 copies MAX
o1. voltage o2. reaper o3. riptide o4. crab o5. eleandra
o6. sonatine o7. boo o8. stakely o9. scorpio 1o. isabella
11. me 12. hearse 13. appletea 14. 15.
Dreamy Deer Hurr, 700csc, 15 copies MAX
o1. voltage o2. reaper o3. scorpio o4. crab o5. riptide
o6. sonatine o7. me o8. eleandra o9. emyon 1o.
Shocking Deer Hurr, 700csc, 15 copies MAX
o1. voltage o2. aloysius o3. riptide o4. eleandra o5. nanaki
o6. sonatine o7. hearse o8. crab o9. scorpio 1o. keilp
11. me 12. 13. 14. 15.
Puggle of Snuggly Fabric, 700csc, 20 slots
o1. scorpio o2. riptide o3. crab o4. voltage o5. me
o6. reykur o7. cyroris o8. zawmbi o9. hell 1o. eleandra
11. reaper 12. mail 13. siha 14. 15.
If you got a personal ping, it's because it's been 3984928387401 years since Max slotted this and I want you to confirm you still want it. No hard feelings if you don't, though!
OK! How this is going to work is if you want a slot, ping me with the bolded word for the item you want a slot on. So if you want the puggle, say @ hockey, puggle please! or whatever. Same goes for the deer hurrs.
Not all of these will be submitted at once unless the people in the first batch want it to be, I guess. I'm just putting them out there so I don't forget.
A few slots still open on these! I'll be submitting the Roots later today and the Puggle is unlocked in my shop!
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still want my slot for the fabric c:
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Gotchuu both! Hahaha, glad you both still like it after all this time. c:
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Woooo confirming my slot on everything!! <3 <3
yee yee! deer hurr are finally coming to life <3
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Puggle and also roots and navy please!
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Confirming my slot! But can I be moved to a later batch?
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hiiiiiiiiiii omg it feels like it's been nine thousand years oh my gosh hello friendo! I'm confirming my slot (first batch is fine!) on the hoodie, and I'd also like a slot on each of the hairs please c: (the platypus ci for the sweater is TOO CUTE BTW <3 )
Hiii :o Confirming Puggle, Also slot for Roots, Navy, and Streaks please and thank you
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yes, I still want that puggle please! Kinda on hiatus, but I check in every now and then... so please kick me on discord if I fail to see the payment ping within a day! OTL
hahahaha, I'm just barely coming back from my hiatus, but I decided it was time to release shit again. especially since max already slotted this OTL
You're rocking that deer hurr, I like. Confirmed on the puggle and got you on all three hurr.
It certainly feels like it's been 29481723 years. I think the last time I was actually active was back in May before Vesnali, rip. I couldn't even manage to keep a bathhouse streak going because I just didn't check. Gotchu on all three and confirmed on the puggle! It's probably my favourite CW, ngl, because I MADE IT WORK even though it probably shouldn't o/
Yep, swapping you into a later batch now!
Navy and puggle for you, coming right up!
Puggle, roots, and navy are yours.
Check your slots because I'm an idiot and might have messed up. c:
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i missed you, too, babeeeeeee! <3
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Confirming my slot on Puggle, thanks for checking! :D
I'm in all the right spots ❤️ Thank you!
Thanks for confirming! <3
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