Post something you said that sounds weird or funny.

For example I was just making tea talking to myself as I usually do.. Then I made a tea pun. I was so proud of myself that I played airdrums pa-dum-tss! WHILE dipping the teabag in my mug. Naturally the teabag plopped out and spilled tea over the counter. So since I was still talking to myself I said:

I suppose ya can't teabag and play drums at the same time.

Then I laughed out loud because of how wrong it sounded hahaha xD

LOL....I'm so tired today I'm not even running an inner dialogue.

Though when I was making a mushroom cheeseburger, I asked my guy for mushrooms twice instead of mushrooms and cheese.

I talk to myself literally all the time. I think best when I talk it out to myself, like math problems and such.

I don't think I said anything particularly weird to myself today, but I was cooing and making a fool of myself over a baby, so I think that counts XD

Does "reading out loud parts/lines of a story that I think are awesome" count?

as long as it sounds weird or funny, yes xD

"Okay, not enough cockroaches."

I said that out loud when I found out I needed more of that item to trade with in an online game.

People where I work crack up at things that I think are just normal things to say. Like describing someone who was behaving oddly as "Nuttier than squirrel-poo" I didn't think it was a weird thing to say, but a co-worker almost snorted coffee out her nose laughing. That's classic!

Hah XD I can see how that sounds funny :D

"Where are those darn eyeballs?? I'm sure I left them in the drawer!"

I have ball jointed dolls, which are (expensive) customisable dolls (you can switch body parts, add eyes, wigs, clothes etc.) I keep their stuff scattered in my desk drawers and have accumilated some eyes over the years xD

Is it weird that I sais "Yay!" when I saw the notification that I got a forum point while making a post?

not weird, but definitely funny!

a few moments ago I said "Huh? Wasn't I supposed to spit on these guys?"

I was playing some summer festival activities on lord of the rings online, and got confused when I arrived at a bunch of hobbits and the water cash icon didn't appear on my screen. Turned out I simply forgot to pick up the water cash, heh)

Can I have a yogurt for my spoon?

nice cheeks James

i'm sick with my favorite food

good goes to heaven bad goes to hell; good leg up, bad leg down.

answering the phone and saying 'good morning twice'....geez!

not me, but overheard

"blind dogs rely entirely on touch"

"Hold my corn."

We were looking for ears and there were two sets at the grocery today. I only found one in the first pile, said that, then went to the other pile to find more.