So let's talk about the status of the site.

Keith's Plan

[I]It's been lagging and lagging and lagging in here...[/i]

I been here 10 years, get them newbies from me. Tryna get the restocks is a struggle for me. Don't be rude I just want some feedback on tea.

You know I like it when everything is free. So open up the Free Shop and give shit to me. Yes I know the site needs the money, Hope it's gonna be the bonus weekend. Hit the bank got CSC but no sP.

's Plan, Keith's Plan He fix the lag sometimes he don't, The forums load sometimes they won't. He finessed up the wardrobe (yeah!) But only if your account is gold (aw) He go hard on those that cheat, He make sure that Autumn Dragon eat. But still....

[I]Load-ing[/I] It's a lot of pages that be lagging and lagging and lagging and lagging on me...

[I]Load-ing[/I] It's a lot of pages that be lagging and lagging and lagging and lagging on me...

She say Do You Love Me I tell her only partly, I only give kisses to become a zombie I'm sorry.

A million-one, Sarah still won't quest me Man, I really wish I had more FP. But it's my birthday! Gonna spam the SB for gifts, hey! Without mods, coulda had it my way, Imagine if they never got to have a say.

's Plan, Keith's Plan He can't do this on his own, watchin this shit up close, They the only bug that we adore. Might submit a custom wear, gon put that shit on fleek, But my lineart still too weak. And now....

[I]Load-ing[/I] It's a lot of pages that be lagging and lagging and lagging and lagging on me....

NOTE: This entire thing is a song parody and is meant as satire. While yes these are some actual sites issues and complaints, I just thought it'd be funnier to just make fun of them rather than outright complain. If you read this whole thing and liked it, great! If you didn't and got upset, I apologize. Again, this was made just to make fun! Thanks for listening to my (or rather, everyone's) rant! :)

This was a parody of God's Plan by Drake https://youtu.be/pPKx-fon1nY

EDIT: I'm considering doing a positive song parody where I brag about all the good things on Subeta using Sicko Mode but idk. XD

pinging staff to this was really unnecessary? i understand its satire, but...it seems really passive aggressive

Sorry. I didn't mean it that way. Just thought it'd bring a smile. :c I edited first post. I think the staff do a great job honestly. <3 Bug was the one who helped me write their line in this~

Edit: Their line as in a single line. Not the whole post?

Just clarifying real quick because this is misleading... I didn't help you write the post. You originally had a line that said I was here since 2004 so I offered a revision since that was inaccurate :P

To be honest, I don't know you well enough to be comfortable with this kind of friendly teasing, but I recognize no harm was intended. :)

I think this is cute and self-deferential. Sometimes we get so serious about the messed up things; it's good to laugh about it once in a while. Good job my person. ^_^

My favorite part:

Yes that is what I was saying. You helped with a line not the whole post. XD I'm sorry if you still felt like it was teasing or targeting you rather than some fun. I won't do it again. I wrote this while I was stuck at work and listening to music. So I just kinda wrote off the top of my head. The entire last part of the song was to acknowledge the hard work that staff does DESPITE the complaints. :)

I thought it was cute. I don't think B&C was probably the place for it though as more people will see it as an attack? But I read it and thought it was cute. I also love that song so I'm biased.