Despite the fact that this shop is, in fact, not entirely hockey-centred anymore, I'm keeping the name because I am Trash™. I release some gender neutral items, but I'm also in love with booty shorts, crowns, and crop tops so those are also a featured item here.
Graphics are by the lovely and my post bae is .
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_/● don't be rude. i am totally willing to call people out for shitty behaviour.
_/● ping for a slot. pinging anyone else will get you a raised eyebrow of shame.
_/● only my friend group has guaranteed preslot/autoslots, so don't bother asking about them.
_/● one slot per person per release unless otherwise stated (unlimited releases are exempt from this rule, as well as paying for another person's slot in addition to yours).
_/● my items have a no trade policy in order to ensure every one is able to get them for a reasonable price. If you do not wish to keep your item(s), please sell it for slot price.
_/● join jersey whore for first dibs on items; will be pinged usually 12-24 hours before any other groups (bar my private one).
_/● please pay within 24 hours of payment ping for first batch, 48 hours for any subsequent batches. i will move you to another batch and/or drop you if you don't contact me first.
_/● after the first batch, all batches are submitted at the same time, unless one has to be sent to shop.
_/● do not drop your slot after i have already sent payment pings. if you do, you may be barred from slotting on any future releases of mine.
_/● i reserve the right to deny slots to anyone i wish, including frequent traders/resellers over slot price.

Autumnal Potamus Fabric, 600csc, max 20 copies
o1. me o2. reaper o3. riptide o4. zawmbi o5. elet
o6. sonatine o7. holtby o8. ulalena o9. nut 1o. tundra
11. 12. 13. 14. 15.
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Good on the shorts! :D I definitely still want them
And sorry to hear about your laptop! T^T I hope it returns well and ready to function
Aaaaaaand congrats on your new shop! I actually went looking for your old shop thread just the other day because I was like, "Hmm, I wonder where it's gone?" And when I found it, the title said something like "Please lock don't post," and then I was like, "WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!?" But now I know why that one was locked, lol X'D
Yeees, I was trying to kill it so I could make a new one. As soon as it reached the bottom of the second page, I got really paranoid that someone was going to revive it, so I had lock it for me (and then I shoved it to the third page by posting this topic, xD).
THE LAPTOP WILL ONE DAY RETURN FROM THE WAR. But I'm pretty sure they're going to have to replace the lid with a new one, so all of the stickers I stuck to it are going to be gone (I tried to remove them, but they were ripping off, so :c). I guess I have to go back to the dollar shops and get more.
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I’d love a slot if available ^^
I think I should be good for my slot... But if I'm not I'll find a way so I'm good to keep.
Lol! Sounds really convenient that it got pushed to the third page like that then. 😆
Eeeessh, sounds like a real struggle for your laptop then. :( And noooooooo! Not stickers--that's so sad! T_T I'm sorry to hear that! ;_;
Slotted you all/confirmed! Ty!!
I moved you to the second batch, let me know if you won't be able to pay by then, love (but then again, we don't know how long the queue will take)!
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Confirmed! <3
Slotted!
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I actually just got my half of profits from something so I'm good to stay in 1st batch if you need.
Yeah I have like... 11 things in queue from... Saturday and Monday or something? so idk how long it'll be for them to get to this design. Heh.