It's practically a tradition by now, Subeta needs hideously, wonderfully tacky Luminaire sweaters.
there's lots of ugly out there, and tastes differ. It would be helpful if you could come up with some examples.
a good sampling of my personal categories: the well-meaning but weird, the mildly crass, the hopelessly dorky, and the designed-while-drunk.
Oh, jeez! These could be so hilarious to wear! π I support this, definitely!
Support for tacky as heck winter sweaters, bonus points if they light up
they/them/theirs, please.
I like the idea of some tacky sweaters and am going to suggest the same thing that I always do: tacky dark matter sweater.
Let's make one
Example: see how this sweater has all these dumb, puff-ball things on it?
Add a little of that and...
Ah! Now it's suitably awful~ :D
But, wait! Not quite xmas Luminaire enough?
put a few fancy hats on there.
Deck yourself in the seasonal splendor, as is tradition! [sub]oh man, those are going to fall off and end up all over before the night is over... maybe one, giant fat dark matter in the middle would be better and be less likely to leave pieces of itself? i don't know clothes.[/sub]
I support this! Would love sweaters with NPCs and pets on them, haha.
Some of my favs:
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lol don't give Melody any ideas! She might turn them into a theme this year :D
I like hopelessly dorky, the darkmatter one, and the dinosaur one.
I love ugly Christmas sweaters :) I support this!
hahaha I love this.
The dorky one made me smile and 's darkmatter one with the hats is fun!
I'd like one with Major Drills face on it. Maybe he could be wearing a hat too.
βJustice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.β - Benjamin Franklin
"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the orphan." - Isaiah 10:1-2
The long ugly Xmas cardigan full of decorations is my personal favourite! π
I'm all for the old fashioned, hand knitted ugly Luminaire sweaters!
This whole topic made me smile.
I'm going with cheesy as well as ugly jumpers.
(Note, British, so I'm calling them jumpers but same thing)
Some images I have:
Your jumper suggestions are making me being in stitches! π
Bonus points if we can get the phrase "Let's get ready to... Bauble! " knitted into the design.
Hooray! I really think that's the point of this kind of jumper, to raise a smile or a laugh. Or groaning at the cheesiness. That's good too.
Also:
This
...with Wizard faces