Since the Guide To Stalking Keith went caput, how about a replacement? Now, I know it's a serious subject that affects real people, but we're apparently cool with murder, cannibalism, making animals fight for fun and profit, theft, gambling, child sacrifice, pirates, manipulating space-time, public duelling with swords, eating poop-filled hot dogs, staying up past bedtime, bad pizza, making deals with murderous sea-witches, romancing the dead, and every Masquerade there's a rash of nudism and/or streakers, so what's a little stalking to add to the mix? /jk

Seriously, though. Since the revamp, my pet WonderIand - who is based on a canonical (villain) stalker - has got a hole in his TC, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that...

^It doesn't have to be a how-to; a book of scary stories or a guide to getting out/getting help might do if we don't want to do it straight. How To Spot A Stalker? Or maybe something fanboy/girl based, like How To Stalk Your Idols.