I was browsing trading cards on SubetaLodge, looking for a suitable TC item for a pet of mine and I came across the Promo Cards. Seriously, the descriptions for a lot of them crack me up. Who came up with all these? I've always found the descriptions for many of the items on Subeta to be funny, but all these are great.

If you have nothing better to do, why not browse through a few? They start on the bottom of page 5 and go into page 8.

All the Cards!

A few of my favorites: