Or Morgan Freeman, Stephen Fry....someone with a good narrator voice. But I think the best would be David. Can you just picture how epic this would be? Picture this:

Five teenagers are setting up a Ouija board. They have popcorn, chips, and drinks. They light candles, turn off the lights, then all sit around the board. They put their hands on the dial (or whatever you want to call the magnifying glass thing) and get ready for some 'fun'. Then you hear David's voice:

"Here we see five young human teenagers getting ready for a night of fun. It seems these days, teenagers no longer having fun by going to the movies, but instead they have fun by trying to summon demons using Ouija boards. This is a very stupid way of having fun, and it is a lesson these teens will soon learn. Not all of them will live to tell the tale though. The jock and the blonde will be the first to go..."

Another scene:

The 'Blonde' has been left alone, because everyone has run and gone into hiding because a demon/evil spirit has been unleashed. She couldn't keep up. She hears a noise and cries out "Hello? Josh is that you?" Then we hear David.

"The blonde has been left alone, unable to find a hiding place or keep up with her friends she begins to panic. She knows there is something out there, but because humans cannot see that well in the dark, she is finding it hard to navigate. Also, she has made a major mistake. Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever find yourself alone, in a dark house and you hear a noise, never cry out. You have just sealed your fate."

The demon/evil spirit flies out and takes the blonde away.

Then David: "As I was saying..."

I'm not a horror film fan, but I'd love to see this. xD

I know...how amazing would it be? It would be funny too

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