This was a game that a novel writing class I was in used to play. Basically you describe your currant project (whether it be a fanfic, novel, one-shot, or whatever) as badly as possible. The idea is not only learn to laugh at yourself, but also just for fun. It also helped a lot of people find plot holes.

Mine is: "College kid gets turned into vampire, finds out they are cursed to become a serial killer, then starts a civil war, because they love kittens and hate authority."

Oh man, I love these games. Let's see...

If we don't count roleplays as writing projects: "main character is threatened by and then attempts to date several terrible people who try and fail to undergo character development."

If we do: "cosmic horror storyline is eventually revealed to be a hilarious misunderstanding and everyone goes home."

This is gonna be fun.

Small, woodland critters are recovering from a war. One asshole rabbit decides to mess with a cat and accidentally starts the war back up again. A semi-magical mouse saves him from the brink of death, with the agreement he literally becomes his slave for the next three years. They end up becoming besties and go on numerous adventures with little to no care that there's a war starting up again-- did I mention it's kind of the rabbit's fault??? Because I'd like to reiterate that it's completely his fault

it's a reader insert, with avengers. (Bucky x Reader - AU)

Reader and her friend will lose her job if nothing is done since the old coffee owner is selling the building. Reader decide to brought the coffee shop and decide to renovate it. She then met the man who want to buy the building so bad and he try to threaten her. In the end he leave his job and sleep on a friend couch. Reader end up knowing him better and decide to give him a job and help him a little despite what he try to do to her.

That's part of the idea I had for the story... still working on it !

Well three current ones:

First: Guy living a peaceful life and then his entire village is destroyed. Now he wants to fight even more of the bad guys because he is out for revenge for the death of his husband.

Second: Woman lives in two different worlds. Lots of children death.

Third...actually won't do third one for today as haven't got the first chapter out yet O.o

My big one that I keep meaning to work on is about a detective agency of sorts that deals with vampires, werewolves, ghoulies, ghosties, long-legged beasties, etc.

The one I'm devoting my time to rn is a 1920s AU of a popular co-op first-person shooter game. :p

Werewolf goes home to find missing cousin, explain vampirism to a vampire and find out that he's just super gay

edit: second one: Good prince has sex with bad prince, gets knocked up, is kicked out of town and awakens an ancient God from slumber for being a harlot.

A salty old man wants to kill a fox girl but doesn't because he wants to hook up with a hot chick so they devise a plan to rescue the fox while trying to survive the apocalypse.

Rofl, that sounds like a... unique book premise...

Yours sounds adorable. :O

I'm not writing, but I AM translating a book... Let's see... It's about a kid who gets what he always wanted, only to find it's actually really sucky to be a hero who doesn't feel like a hero, in a world he doesn't understand and he's not very good with blood and/or death, even for the bad guys. He makes some questionable choices, relies on luck while not believing in it, everyone waits around for him to get better, he almost kisses a girl, but doesn't, and then... I dunno.

But no, actually, I DO like the book, and it's fun to translate. :P

Violently technophobic shapeshifting entity enrages her family by fleeing to the mortal realm and unknowingly acquiring piles of dead lovers she previously showered with letters written in archaic tongues

Thank you! It's a children's book series I'm trying to put together. Lots of inspiration drawn from Redwall. The main focus will be on the Rabbit and the Mouse-- Buddy Adventures are fun! :D

I'm also working on putting together a Children's Picture book with a Little Witch being the main character, so I'll also explain that one badly!

This girl moves into town and she dresses like a witch all the time and she plays with spiders and does a bunch of weird stuff. No one likes her, but then she throws a party and everyone comes around to like her.

Wow this is fun. My novels sound so ridiculous!

A girl who is bored with her mundane life starts to believe there is a serial killer loose in her town. The police don't believe her. She decides to track down the killer with the help of her comic-book nerd friend and the guy who works at the local sandwich shop.

A woman discovers her childhood imaginary friend is real when he shows up at her apartment with a bullet in his side. She refuses to join his revolution, makes a lot of bad decisions, gets a lot of people killed, then kills a lot of people on purpose with the power of science in a world of magic. She falls in love with her imaginary friend and they live happily ever after.

Oh boy, here we go.

Irritated retail associate did not want to come to work today, and most certainly did NOT want to be dragged into this multidimensional God Fight. But we're here now, this bird-guy is pretty hot, and at least there's a necromancer to stop this from getting Too Tragic.

Winged wolf is born into world who does not understnd. Said wolf discovers he has powers to save or destroy. Ends up traveling through time and meeting a mentor/love of his life. World goes on with or without his help. He ends up Awakening the power truly hidden inside him while discovering his orgins and the true meaning behind his wings. He breaks the chains that tied him to the mortal world.

Undead lesbian complains about being cold all the time. She incidentally solves crime and unearths secrets but it's mostly about the whining.

original fiction: There is actually no Chosen One, but you're still screwed if people believe you're her.

fanfiction and associated RPG: As it turns out, building an interdimensional portal is actually a GREAT way to get girls to talk to you. (Many of them are assassins, but that's okay!)

Dead twin revenge spiral screws over the rebellion. Nice job breaking it!

Witch accidentally the apocalypse, tries to fix it. Teams up the Worst Vampire Ever, her world's devil figure, and a pair of cannibalistic were-hellhounds to stop it.

People born with powers have to join an organization in order to learn how to not die horribly. Girl's power awakens and she's forced to chose between Order and Chaos. Order has it's heart in the right place but holds grudges. Chaos is hot.

Gang begins performing high-profile assassinations trying to send a message. Vigilante gang forms in response, they duke it out in the streets while Things happen in the dark now that nobody's watching.

Cursed lesbian travels with pirate, eventually becomes a god.

Three factions of a post-apocalyptic-world try to come up with a reason why their world was destroyed in the first place. Fanatics settle on the idea that some mystical woof-being devoured half their world when really it was just a big space rock that split it into halves.

Heh, this is a good idea. My turn...

In a rural moorland, a young woman attempts to free her son from demonic possession by cooperating with a bunch of dysfunctional experts in the paranormal. Also featuring hiking and kidnapping and a disgruntled ex-demon.

mean girl wants pew pew, big oaf dude does pew pew to her pew pew and they want to pew pew each other but then zombies