So no matter what I do, I can't get the wardrobe to work properly for me. In chrome I end up with a text only version from like the 90s??? It functions properly in that I can add and remove items, but it's unusable because of the layout.

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And then in Explorer I get stuck on this page no matter how many times I convert/reset my avatar. See: my totally blank avatar.

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Is there something I'm doing wrong?

do you have noscript or anything?

Nope, I don't even know what that is. I rarely use my laptop tbh so it's pretty much a blank slate, all I have is adblock, and I've turned that off and it's making no difference :O