Especially good for cheese, horror, and pictures:

"There are some who call it...Tim."

I'm confused. Are you talking about the actor Tim Curry or the food curry? Regardless neither one of those things has any relation to Tim the Enchanter so I'm very lost at this suggestion lol

This is so very confusing :o

Both. Tim named Curry, curry named Tim, a horrifying cheese, a horrifying picture of curry, a cheezy picture of horrifying curry, throw "rock" or "rocky" in somewhere, etc...lots of possibilities.

In the Rush 'Moving Pictures' mold.

The relation to Tim the Enchanter is that his name was completely meaningless and solely for silliness purposes, much like the whole (brilliant) movie; so is this.

That did not clarify anything lol You may want to elaborate on your suggestion in your first post.

It's an idea; I don't write item descriptions.

Hopefully it'll be incredibly inspiring; if not, oh well.