You hear a soft, tinkling giggle above you. A fairy! She drops a beautifully wrapped gift in your lap. Heart pounding with excitement, you rip open the present to reveal....
Poo.
The fairy pooped in a box, wrapped it, and gave it to you for Luminaire. You try to throw it at her, but she&;s fluttered too far away, laughing maniacally.
Happy Luminaire from the Horribly Inappropriate Gift Fairy!

Another fairy comes to you. He sits on your shoulder and sighs.
”Please forgive my sister. She’s never really been all…. there. It all started back when we were babies….”
He starts to tell you his life story. Whatever is going on right now, you’re pretty sure you didn’t sign up for it. Two hours later, he pulls a small wrapped box from his satchel.
”Thanks for listening. Here, I want you to have this.”
Before you can say another word, he is gone, flying away to undo more damage.
Happy Luminaire from the Extremely Apologetic Fairy</p>
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