(if this is in the wrong thread, I'd be happy to move it)

We've all done at least one Wizard quest, right? He seems to ask for the most random things, but when asked himself what he needs it for, the man insists it's not our business! I propose we make a game out of deciding what that business is.

HOW TO PLAY: Simply write down all the items he asked for in one day (what he asked for in the 10 quests of the day), then try and write a scenario in which he needs all this stuff, or put context to what he's asking for.

FOR EXAMPLE: Today, the Wizard asked me for: field mortiking beanbag watermelon licorice teren plushie pine cologne buttoned blue cuffs twilight antlephore beanbag tape measure knitted rose cloche orange body glitter white mini chocolate cube arid dilemma plushie magical bloodred telenine fang lavender knee-high clogs sheer pink chemise turquoise pram chocolate cadogite dusk feli hot water bottle twilight kanis slippers dawn demi plushie sui blue liquid liner

So given all of the feminine clothing, glitter, dolls, and beauty items, He must be expecting a young guest, perhaps Cinthia, to come by for a visit! Or maybe there's a slumber party on a lower floor of his tower, while he works upstairs(tape measure, magical bloodred telenine fang). Of course, there are tons of possibilities here.

So, what's the Wizard's business with you today?