Since it's Subeta's 11th year anniversary and we've gotten some shiny new Subetapedia entries, I thought this would be a good and fun place to discuss headcanons we may have for the various NPCs around Subeta!

For example, I can totally see Wesley and Tae having some kind of relationship. I imagine Wesley would need to take his daughters to her to get their hair done, and they would probably be very good good friends, or at least Tae would crush on him pretty hard ;)

Maybe Kain lost his eyesight in battle?

Throw your Headcanons into the ring, lets get discussing!!

Wesley is mounting a mission with his 5 daughters to explore Shen Gui Guo, they start next month to coincide with all the new items.

Maybel was a massive hippie!

YES I can totally see her as a hippie! She probably would have been in her 30s during that time period.

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She left her unhappy marriage and joined the free love bandwagon

I bet she was a sex kitten back in the day. Free love indeed. That's why she's not married, doesn't believe in it. Just hangs out with her minions all day and looks at naughty pictures on the internet.

Oh my god, I know exactly who she is!!!! [URL=http://s788.photobucket.com/user/Ernessa/media/boobs_zps79446c1e.png.html][IMG]http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy164/Ernessa/boobs_zps79446c1e.png[/IMG][/URL]

Yes! Hahaha! Maybe she's a minion breeder too!

For sure! She breeds them ethically. She wouldn't source her minions from some dirty minion mill

Absolutely. She probably pampers them better than she would children. Also, she makes people sign adoption contracts to get them, so that they go to good homes. She also does home inspections! :D

Let someone get fresh with her, and she'll slap their head off too I bet.

oh my god I love her so much

Edit: I reckon she's gay

Maybe she is! Maybe she had to hide it back in the day due to social stigmas. Or maybe she's Pansexual.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HER HOW COULD I

I think the reason Wesley's wife left him is because she had a midlife crisis. She was tired of being tied down to 5 kids and a husband so she fucked off with some other guy and now has a life of multiple lovers and probably some kind of addiction.

Also I'm calling it now; Bubbles is Anne's father.

I like to imagine Melody and Charity being related- possibly even sisters or mother-daughter, since I think Melody doesn't age. Maybe Charity is a squib of sorts who wasn't born with the same power, so she went on a journey of self-discovery and came to realize that wanting to provide for others was still an inherent trait. It prompted her to head south and open up the food bank. She's not perfect though, and the Free Gift Center is partially a result of some lingering sibling rivalry or feelings in adequacy, because with it, she can give out presents year-round instead of during a single month like Melody.

I also like to imagine Blake Steele annoying the residents of Shadowglen. Like he's one of those people who's nice enough and most don't really dislike him (though they think it's unethical that he encourages random civilians to wander around a dangerous labyrinth of tombs) but they still try to avoid him because he tends to ramble and he's oblivious to their customs, which makes him really awkward to be around.

Mathis and Wesley are workout buddies, although their workouts involve a lot of free climbing and swinging around giant iron hammers. They keep saying they're getting too old for this kinda stuff, but they're also planning to swim from the Arctic Frost to the Sacred Lands.

I had forgotten about her too until the other day when I was browsing through my photobucket library ahaha

Since it's Pirate day, what are your pirate themed Headcanons for our piratey NPCs?