To whomever saw my beseeching of the various Subetian Deities for an easier way to obtain the Maliss bopper items than getting my weak ass battle pet murdered.... and who set me and MANY MANY thanks and praises be upon you!
These items are getting popped straight into my Cat gallery, and you, kind and powerful anon, are the CAT'S PAJAMAS!
Lair Bears Dance Mix! (play it on shuffle)