Princes and Puzzles, or Sometimes, Girlie, You're Just All Wet
With your vehicles built and ready, your team seems ready for adventure, and it looks like you're about to get one. As soon as you've finished a lunch lavishly provided in true Wayward style, Winton sits down with you. He's holding a message from Vibrissa.
"This should have been simple," he explains. "Vibrissa writes that we need to find Seelie Prince, Caniel, who is next to inherit the throne, since it is his going out of the boundaries and into the Borderlands that triggered the Unseelie takeover attempt. He seems to want to become a rock star."
Kelian and Tanaka both snort on that one, but Winton continues. "The problem is that both these lads have been scouring the nearby towns and there's no Caniel anywhere. We also learn that the Borderlands are absolutely full up with Elven and Faerie performers."
Kelian nods. "It's a Faerock circus out there. We've got wannabes in droves, and even a few headlines, but no one's admitting to being Caniel."
"They all have stage names," Tanaka adds. "And there are some pretty sinister characters lurking as well, not to mention Bone Riders patrols everywhere. We took out at least six just getting around. Can I get a coffee refill?"
He holds out his mug to Larianne, and she smilingly refills Kelian's, then wipes off her smile and does Tanaka's, but not without spilling some on his hand. He winces but says nothing.
Winton frowns at his daughter. "That's the second time you spilled something on our guest this lunch. Take some more care, dear."
"Right, Dad," Larianne agrees, but her expression never changes.
Winton clears his throat and continues. "We can't help but have a foreboding that the Unseelie Forces may have him, but Thorson thinks we'd know if they did, so we might still have a bit of time. Too bad they're sold out for the concert at BorderBy. If we could get in, we'd might have some luck."
"I think we can," Ertrude interrupts. "They're giving away some free tickets to the winners of this puzzle contest."
She waves a piece of paper in her hands. "You know I love puzzles, but I'm feeling heplessly out of touch with this one, and even Ms. Miranda's been helping me, but we're stumped.
"All we have to do is provide the missing lyrics to 15 song quotes, which should be easy, except we have to give them the misheard versions of each one!"
"Tall order," Ms. Miranda agrees, "and we've gone through every music mag in the junk shop. Supposedly, the promoters took polls and found that 4 or more out of 10 folks who heard these got 'em wrong."
Ertrude nods. "Fortunately, you've all helped us before, so we have faith you can get those tickets!"
She shows you the list:
Tanaka chuckles. "I can give you number 4 for sure."
Larianne makes another pass with the iced tea pitcher and is just about to pour some down his neck when his hand whips back and grabs the pitcher away.
"That's three, girlie," he says pleasantly, then unceremoniously throws her over his shoulder, ignores her shouts of indignation, and carries her outside. Within a minute, there is a loud splash and another scream.
"I just filled that trough this morning!" laments Tony while the rest of the table erupts in merriment.
Tanaka returns while the shrieks continue and fills Ertrude's empty glass as he looks down the list of missing words.
"You know all of you have to get dressed for tonight. Vibrissa says you'll be summoned to the Seelie court, and you might be able to get more info on Caniel there," Winton concludes.
"In the meantime, let's solve this puzzle," Ertrude finishes, smiling at Tanaka, who returns his most charming grin. "And thank you. That needed to be done."
"Okay," Ms. Miranda rools up her sleeve. "Let's lick this, send it off, and go get into our best bib and tucker. I know I got a dryer somewhere for 'girlie's' hair," she adds with a chuckle.
(OOC: This is a two-fold Puzzle HA challenge. First, solve the puzzle and fill in the misheard lyrics. WARNING: These misheard versions are often risque' and are NOT "politically correct. They are pretty funny, though.
Then, dress up for a visit to the Seelie Court. (Yes, thats formal "best bib and tucker," as Ms. Miranda would say. Pusgy is already wearing her finest. Don't forget you are in a setting, but you have a number of options. You have until June 15th at 11:59 Subeta Time. This puzzle if OPTIONAL for Traveler mode.) Berate, scream, accuse, and otherwise lambaste Rowan on the OOC thread for this chapter. :D)

Soon, all the 'Rogues' headed off to their rooms to see what could be done to prepare for an audience in the Seelie Court.
Aicha the Mage Prepares for a Court Visit
Aicha hummed to herself as she looked through her clothing options. It was time for another outing and thus for another crowd to be awed by her. Upon hearing they had to dress, the mage had quickly found a bedroom and locked the door. Whoever had been living there would just have to wait while the mage dressed. She had brought her own collection of clothing in a magically shrunken closet: it was never a bad thing to have options, after all.
Looking through for something...bright, she found her mind drifting back to confrontation from earlier with the...cow. The stupid thing clearly didn't understand just what she was dealing with - Aicha would be sure to rectify that in the near future. But for now, she had clothes to pick out.
She was sure everyone else was going for glamorous gowns like from a fairy tale or a ball. How predictable. It was so unlike her to merely 'fit in,' so a gown on that sort would be a definite 'no'. An idea suddenly came to her and the mage smiled. Reaching into the very back, she grabbed one of her newest additions - a very provocative piece in red with lots of cutouts and lace. Drop dead gorgeous...
Smirking, the mage dressed quickly in matching red shoes that had been a 'donation' from a high class lady, a set of floral anklets that had been 'acquired' from a famous dancer, an arm bangle that had been a gracious gift from a princess, and a necklace that had once belonged to a queen. A spell extended her hair down past her waist and a circlet (an acquisition from a ex-rival mage) was added to the top.
Perfect the mage thought as she examined her reflection. Her 'teammates' would probably not be too fond of the outfit, but Aicha would like to see any of them try and make her change. With a grin, she added a basic shield spell around her before she sat down to relax. Let them call for me... I'm not going to stand around waiting on them.
shasa the bard deals with a petulant snake
"We're off to see the fairies, an' the Queen of the Seelie Court!" Shasa warbled as she sorted through her luggage. She knew there was a formal dress in there somewhere. A few moments of later, she unfolded the dress and looked at it thoughtfully. It was a lovely dress, elegant, regal and understated, fit for a princess or perhaps even a queen. It also ensured that the wearer couldn't take a stride longer than five inches at a time, unless they wanted to take a nosedive to the ground. She would look fabulous in it, no doubt about that, but she didn't want to end up as a fabulous corpse. Reluctantly, Shasa put the dress back. She quickly cheered up as she pulled out her second choice, a sleek red dress with gold stitching. The flowing skirt was perfect for dancing, and if need be, running for your life. Making her decision, Shasa carefully held the dress up. "What do you think, Miss Dace?" she called to her room-mate who was busy with her own preparations.
Caught up in her own excitement, she did not entirely register Dace's wistful look and gave a relieved sigh as the shapeshifter said, "Ohhh, I think it's just divine! I'm sure it will catch the attention of all the right people!" About to ask if she could help Dace with anything, she looked up at the sound of footsteps and smiled as Teislyn knocked and entered.
"Both would look good on you," she replied. "But maybe you could wear it up for a change? And don't worry! I'm sure the fairies will love you. I've heard they are really nice!"
After Teislyn left she looked at Dace. "Um... they are nice, right? I'm not very up on the fairies here."
The reply came not from Dace but from what Shasa had taken to be a decorative butterfly perched on Dace's hairband. It fluttered off and landed beside her, and she quickly prevented herself from snapping it up. As delicious as it would likely taste, eating Dace's friend would certainly not help either of them. "The fairies here are different. They're not like the faeriekin where I come from. Oh, and just WAIT until you meet their queen! I'm not sure either of you are prepared for that!" cried the butterfly excitedly before Dace scooped her up and left, saying something about getting clothes from Frieda or Teislyn.
Shasa began to look through her luggage and then froze, her room-mate's upside-down suitcase and wistful tone finally getting through her skull. Mentally cursing herself, she shifted form and ran after Dace, trampling a surprised Kiska in the process. "Hey, wait up!" she caught up with Dace as she entered Frieda and Teislyn's room and pawed at her ankle. "Would you like to see if anything I have fits you?"
A little while later, back in her own room, Shasa searched through her luggage again and took out a bottle of dark red liquid. Draping a towel around her shoulders she poured some of the liquid into her hand and slowly rubbed it into her hair. She had received both the bottle and the recipe as a 'graduation' gift from an old bard she had trained with for a while. The substance would dye her hair a deep purple, but even better, it would make it light and springy. When she danced, her hair would dance with her. As an added bonus, it had no smell at all, which was a huge relief for her sensitive nose.
"Kiska requires a proper polishing." Kiska announced as he made a show of not watching Shasa groom.
Shasa gave the snake a withering look. "No, you do not. I polished your scales all morning."
"But... there is a spot! A blemish on Kiska's fine countenance!" the snake's voice rose and Shasa threw a washcloth at him.
"It's a speck of dust! Now wipe it off and leave. We girls are changing here!" Kiska tossed his head.
"Kiska will polish himself here. He will keep his eyes closed though it makes no difference to him."
This time, a towel flopped on him. "Kiska has no eyelids to keep closed!" growled Shasa. She took a deep breath. "Why don't you stand guard outside? Make sure no one barges in here. And you don't need another polishing. You look wonderful. The fairies will be enchanted by your gleaming green scales, as bright as new leaves after a spring shower. The Queen herself will fall under the spell of your emerald eyes, she will fall deeply in love and you will break her heart for you cannot be parted from your life of adventure." Shasa ran out of breath and returned the snake's sardonic look.
But he also looked mollified. "Kiska will stand guard." he said calmly, slithering out of the door and pulling it shut behind him.
Shasa sighed with relief "Sorry about that. He's a walking headache, isn't he?" Realising that her hair had dried, she carefully combed and tied it back before tugging on her dress along with the matching shawl and sleeves. Finally, she pulled on her shoes and gently tapped the toes on the ground. The shoes were still quite new and she had only broken them in a few days earlier. Prancing to the mirror, she quickly applied some makeup before turning around. "So... how do I look?"
Dace the vagabond tries to find clothes that fit...[i
differently.
"What do you think Miss Dace?" The embroidery glimmered in the light, the fabric making a light swishing sound.
"Ohhh, I think it's just divine! I'm sure it will catch the attention of all the right people!" Just then there was a knock on the door and Teislyn popped in to the room, asking about her hair.
"I think up would look wonderful." Dace said. She smiled as the other bard left to go do her hair. Shasa looked over at Dace and tilted her head. "Um... they are nice, right? I'm not very up on the fairies here."
Dace was about to answer when the butterfly on her hairband fluttered off and landed near Shasa.
"The fairies here are different. They're not like the faeriekin where I come from. Oh, and just WAIT until you meet their queen! I'm not sure either of you are prepared for that!"
Dace blushed and swooped her hand down, scooping up the butterfly and hissing at it. "Shhh! No one asked you to talk!" She looked at Dace sheepishly. "I think I'm going to go see if Teislyn or Frieda have anything I can wear." She reached up and rubbed her head, feeling the soft fox ears nestled in her clean hair.
Teislyn the Bard Dresses in Style
Teislyn was excited and nervous at the same time for this upcoming meeting at the Seelie court. Â She had dressed up before in Veta for important performances, but nothing like this! Â
After hearing about the court meeting, she excused herself and ran upstairs with Lini trailing behind. Â Pushing open the room she was sharing with Frieda, she went over to the closet and threw it open. Â "There has to be something here Lini!", she exclaimed to the Lure, who had decided to nap on the bed for awhile. Â She started pulling out dresses and ended up burying Lini in cloth, who squeaked in displeasure. Â "Sorry sweetie," Tesilyn said while uncovering her, but got distracted by the finery strewn over the bed, "Oh! Here's a dress and it's a perfect color!" Â Frieda came in right then and had Lini uncovered and cuddled in her arms saying something about Doom and baths.
While she was dressing, she and Frieda talked like girls going to their first important dance. Â Teislyn was glad that Frieda wanted to be her roommate and was thinking of asking if she'd come visit Veta after this was over. She'd probably enjoy the relaxing atmosphere and touring the academy while sitting in some of the classes Teislyn taught. Â That would have to wait until everything was over though, no time to ask now.
She spun around in front of the mirror admiring the way she looked in the green and blue dress. "Now what do to with my hair?", Teislyn thought outloud. Â She excused herself and went out of the room in search of another female on the team to get their advice. Finding Dace and Sasha getting ready in another room, she knocked and entered. "Hey you two, I have a question. Ummm...I can't figure out what to do with my hair. Â Any suggestions? Â Up or down? Â I'm so nervous, what if they don't like me?" Â Teislyn couldn't stop rambling because of her nerves. Sasha considered for a bit, "Both would look good on you," she interrupted. "But maybe you could wear it up for a change? And don't worry! I'm sure the fairies will love you. I've heard they are really nice!" Â "Thanks for the advice, I'll get out of your hair now." Â Teislyn laughed at her joke when she realized what she said.
She turned on her heel and ran out the door, she was almost back at her room when she ran into Eren causing them to collide. "Oomph, sorry about that little brother, Â I'm just so excited to go to court! Â Nice outfit, maybe add some color too." she suggested as she smoothed out her dress and walked past him to where Frieda was waiting with Doom and Lini. She quickly curled and pinned up her hair, left some tendrils hanging for a soft feminine look, and put some pearls and flowers in for the finishing touch. Â Adding some makeup, she was done. Â She grinned at Frieda after hugging her and put a brush to Lini's fur, and a little bit of lavender to mingle with the woodsy smell. Â Teislyn put the brush away and admired the weasel girl, "You look beautiful! Looks like we are all ready, let's see if the others are too."
eren the ranger isn't thrilled in the least about attending the Seelie Court
Eren had no desire to step foot in another court in his life, but, sadly, it was out of his control at the moment. A childhood spent in courts and proper attire definitely prepared him for this moment, though. The real problem at the moment to be addressed was--his hair. He couldn't clearly recall the last time he had attempted to comb out the snarls and tangles, probably sometime just after the death of his family. The wolves he associated with didn't exactly judge a person for messy hair or grubby hands like humans are wont to do. Sighing heavily, he pulled his clothes out of his travel bag and laid them out before grabbing a comb and a bottle of extra-strength detangler and set to work.
After what seemed like ages, Eren's hair was straight and neat, practically shining...or maybe it actually was shining from all the detangler he used. Either way, his hair would no longer be a disgrace to show to the queen of the Seelie. He quickly got dressed, not even bothering to change his pants; they were not dirty anyway. He flicked his hair from his eyes, opened the door to his room and promptly crashed into Teislyn the bard. He bowed silently and stepped aside, mumbling an apology. He would wait for the rest of his party downstairs. Since his party consisted mostly of females, he imagined that he would be kept waiting for a very long time. He signed and took the stairs down to the Gearloose Goose. Maybe they had some good vodka he could wait with.
Alphonse the Warrior is on a secret mission
Alphonse wasn't about to get caught up in any politics, this whole damn Seelie/Unseelie conflict sounded like a lot of hot air from a bunch of windbags. He didn't mind fine clothes, fine dress and stately mannerisms, but not in the middle of a conflict for crying out loud. Boneriders were attacking citizens, his sword was itching in his hand. There were heads to sever, guts to spill. Let the others pay their respects, he wouldn't begrudge them, all except that damn witch mage. He shook his head to clear his thinking, he would deal with her later, if he had to.
Alphonse waited under the pile of brush on the outskirts of Bordertown until the sky was finally dark. He was going to find out what was really going on around here. [spoiler=lady Frieda the Alchemist doesn't have a thing to wear.] Frieda climbed up to the Wayward Squirrel and made her way to the room she shared with Teislyn. Â She was concerned about her wardrobe, she hadn't planned on dressing up for meeting royalty, much less Faerie royalty. Â All she had brought were traveling clothes, the pair of cutoffs and the tank-top she was currently wearing, which were filthy from helping build the transport. Â The only other clothing she had were two sets of healer's habits; Teutonic, very un-stylish and utilitarian garb that reflected her Black Forest heritage. Â Her wardrobe was not exactly fitting attire to meet the fair folk. Â (Unless they were also Germanic...which she doubted.) Â
She was pleased to see that Teislyn was there, maybe she could answer some questions. Â They exchanged pleasantries and chit-chatted about the upcoming visit to the Seelie Court. Â Frieda liked the bard a lot and felt that there was a strong friendship forming already. Â Teislyn was very friendly, level-headed and had come to her defense with calm strength when Aicha had spoken wickedly to her. Â Frieda also loved music and
OMG! groans Witchy, grabbing another drink off of a passing tray, as the waiter walks by. "ANOTHER puzzle!?" puff puff puff, "When will it Ever ENDDDD!"
(oh wait... we're in an adventure aren't we? won't end yet...)..puff
"PARTY!"

Just returning from putting the last finishing touches on the team's glider, Dana (and Wyn!) joined her team at the table with Winton and the others. A lost son, okay, Puzzles, okay, Tanaka and Larianne mini war, okay... but dressing up? Ohhhhhh no, could she pretend to not have heard that? Dana was good at installing engine parts, not wearing dresses and looking amazing - that was Nancy's part! Hope these Seelie guys weren't too well educated on human fancy clothing styles...
As the Fallen Angels listen intently, Laurie takes her trusty No.2 from behind her ear and starts recording everything Winton, Kelian and Tanaka have to say.
Ertrude hands the contest entry to Atrueheart who showed the puzzle to the rest of the . Focused only on the task at hand, Laurie completely missed whatever transpired between Larianne and Tanaka - until the shriek that is. No one could miss that.
The others try not to laugh outright and Laurie just shakes her head. "So odd, those two" she mumbles, turning her attention back to the puzzle and suddenly busts out laughing. Embarrassed, she quickly explained herself.
"I have one of these myself, believe it or not. For years I sang White Lion's song "Wait" wrong.
Wait, Wait.. I never had a chance to lie to you.
And I only wanna say I love you one more time..
Changed the entire meaning of a song in under 10 seconds."
(OOC: Off to the Lodge we go)
Our Lair is proof you don't have to stand face to face to know you've got friends who stand with you when you need us.
Mni wiconi -- water is life
Talli snickers at Laurie's confession and goes a little pink. "One of those I know for sure," she smirks. "I used to sing the wrong words on purpose because I thought they were funny." She looks down at her faithful fluffy companion and scratches behind her ears a bit, smiling. "We like to sing, don't we?" Moriel tilted her head slightly and then gave a short woof, that sounded a bit more like a huff. She giggled at the wolf's response, slipped her some of her own breakfast, and turned her attention back to Laurie. Humming along to some songs, she offers up some lyrics she's heard as they come up.
"OMG Talli and Laurie I know one of those for sure!" busting out laughing I sing it that way all the time! Webby busy scribbles down a few answers.
Looks at the list of 15 songs...heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy,i know most of these...oh!..heh heh..realizing how loud that was goes and sits down..laughing.
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[Quote=Reaper] The situation in the Goose didn’t leave me much time to get ready, but I found something mostly suitable for a fancy occasion and tossed it on, twisting my hair and letting a bit of heat push out from my palms to give it a slight wave. I glanced at myself in my room’s mirror and decided this was probably as good as it was going to get. I nodded at Spike, who would not be going with me, and headed out to wait in front of the Gearloose Goose for the others.[/quote]
Raider's Folly at the Gearloose Goose
I did a derp and you know it already so blooop xD
Please remember you're in a setting, hun, not floating in space or on a blank canvas. wink
Pretend you didn't see that one xD I don't think the cache had time enough to update as I had just added the bg in before doing the sharing thing so I went and re-did it crosses toes
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