The lack of pickle wearables made me pucker, but I figured I'd just dill with it, even if the end result came out a little jarring.

hands down the greatest post on all of subeta.

This made me sigh & shake my head lol

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

I married into the worst last name ever, so I gotta make the most of it! :D

shakes head as long as you aren't doing anything with gherkins :P

Nah, we're MAKING gherkins ... that takes a nice, juicy super jumbo dill. :D

oh god

WHAT ABOUT PICKLES!?

Pickled items are the best to be honest, ^^